Jose Canseco excited about humans controlling the 'comet transport system'

https://twitter.com/LibertarianSass/status/532986498673418240

Former MLB player Jose Canseco, who recently shot off one of his fingers, sees huge possibilities in the wake of the ESA’s Rosetta mission that landed a spacecraft on a comet:

Comet Transport is the key to our survival .

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

And perhaps also complained about it when the comet took them “the long way.”

Canseco went on describing a possible solution to our galactic transportation challenges:

Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

hug for u NASA #cansecomet

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

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It was a European Space Agency program that landed a spacecraft on a comet, but we’re sure NASA appreciates the hug anyway.

Maybe Gruber was on to something. “@JoseCanseco: If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that”

— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) November 13, 2014

Still smarter than Nancy Pelosi

RT @JoseCanseco: Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) November 13, 2014

Tomorrow: NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON DEBUNKS SCIENCE OF JOSE CANSECO TWEETS.

— Rob Hart (@RobHartWBBM) November 13, 2014