The DNC attempted to let their inner comedy writer fly today with a series of #GOPTrickOrTreat jokes, except they just fell on the ground and flopped around:
Tomorrow is Halloween, so we’ve been thinking about what trick or treating at the GOP's house would be like. Follow along: #GOPTrickOrTreat
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014
Well, OK, but we’re cringing already:
Pro tip: Trick or treat early at a Republican's house. They like to shut things down #GOPTrickOrTreat pic.twitter.com/aqaLb5UP4A
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014
Attention GOP candidates: the Koch house is giving out 100 Grands! #GOPTrickOrTreat
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014
Thanks to the GOP House for the everlasting job-stoppers #GOPTrickOrTreat
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014
Make it stop!
A reminder from the GOP: Don't go trick or treating without this: #GOPTrickOrTreat pic.twitter.com/BC4kC0Li2J
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014
No Mike and Ikes at the GOP's house — they don't believe in marriage equality. #GOPTrickOrTreat
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014
You will definitely get plenty of Whoppers when you #GOPTrickOrTreat
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014
Ouch.
At least we know where Kenny Bania is working these days.
.@TheDemocrats Did you crib these jokes from Highlights magazine? #SweetMercy #GOPTrickOrTreat
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheRealBepo/status/527883280226717696
Lamest tweet ever. RT @TheDemocrats: You will definitely get plenty of Whoppers when you #GOPTrickOrTreat
— Blaknsam (@Blaknsam) October 30, 2014
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They’re all tied for lamest ever, but the laugh is on the Dems:
.@thedemocrats thanks for the tip! Don't forget your voter ID cards: pic.twitter.com/xTyZ64eRRf
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) October 30, 2014
#DemTrickorTreat if you like your plan you can keep your plan @TheDemocrats <it's a trick>
— ComfyPaws™ (@ComfyPaws) October 30, 2014
When @TheDemocrats stop handing this out, I'll stop #GOPTrickOrTreat'ing pic.twitter.com/YquC9nHuIb
— Let's all calm down (@NikVanHelsing) October 30, 2014
By means of superficial analysis, we've uncovered the barely hidden message behind the latest ploy by @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/mmqu3ni8lk
— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) October 30, 2014
"If you like your candy, you can keep your candy" @TheDemocrats
— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) October 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/Apocalypse451/status/527884543085514752
I probably can't #GOPTrickOrTreat because @TheDemocrats cancelled my kids' health insurance & we can't take the personal risk.
— Let's all calm down (@NikVanHelsing) October 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/RightIsTheWay/status/527869812027187200
@TheDemocrats Every word out of @BarackObama's mouth is a whopper, including "and" and "the."
— DEATH'S GUINEA PIG 4.0 (@Bernie_Gilbert) October 30, 2014
@TheDemocrats Whopper: "If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan."
— DEATH'S GUINEA PIG 4.0 (@Bernie_Gilbert) October 30, 2014
@TheDemocrats Whopper: Not a smidgen of corruption at the IRS.
— DEATH'S GUINEA PIG 4.0 (@Bernie_Gilbert) October 30, 2014
@exjon @TheDemocrats They stole them from someone. I saw this after the election two years ago. pic.twitter.com/febsa9QHMO
— Chase D. Troutner (@Captain_Strongo) October 30, 2014
Seems legit. A dead Democrat voter. RT@TheDemocrats A reminder from the GOP: Don't go trick or treating without this: pic.twitter.com/a8gX6PjH5K
— HardAs◇'s (@Willadamus) October 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/DCinAZ/status/527871911989362688
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