I love it when I can preach income inequality AND squee at our President at a $32K per head fundraiser for democrats. #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— ⚾️ Is It Opening Day Yet? ⚾️ #NatsFan Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) October 10, 2014
At yesterday evening’s DNC fundraiser at the home of Gwyneth Paltrow, President Obama’s awesomeness left the actress star struck and tongue tied. Paltrow declared Obama “so handsome I can’t speak,” but did manage to be able to thank the president for supporting equal pay because it’s “important to me as a working mother.” Paltrow also wished that Obama could be given “all the power he needs” to put through his agenda.
Because of those gems, it’s only fitting today that #GwynethPaltrowQuotes is off and running after having been started by @TheMorningSpew:
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/520565985787797505
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/520568539942756352
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/520624950735273984
#gwynethpaltrowquotes Gazing at Obama from my backyard's edge, I've given a whole new meaning to Hollywood side boob pic.twitter.com/HLsH4dHy2w
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 10, 2014
#gwynethpaltrowquotes Conspicuous consumption & capitalism for me, but not for thee. pic.twitter.com/j36tf8jusU
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/bigblueonyou/status/520571923873280000
https://twitter.com/bigblueonyou/status/520572543569117185
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes If only I could be the rear view mirror on your golf cart, and gaze at you all day long.
— JackieKPGH (@JackieKPGH) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/520577414024658944
It would be totes ah-mah-zing if we just made Obama dictator w/all power in teh universe. #GwynethPaltrowQuotes pic.twitter.com/gvxDta5YyL
— Don’t Stand So Close to Dawn (@aurora_g96) October 10, 2014
It's hard to get by with only 5 houses. #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) October 10, 2014
OMG! I'm down to my last $100 million. I'M BROKE!!!! #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/bigblueonyou/status/520571398738046977
Of course I fly coach. My Coach handbag gets its own seat next to me in Ambassador Class. #gwynethpaltrowquotes
— J.P. Orréaga ??♧ (@DrAlfredBellows) October 10, 2014
You don't know how tough life can be until you've had a beach house in Malibu. Fires, landslides, it's very hard…
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) October 10, 2014
#gwynethpaltrowquotes Cut carbon emissions! Is my limo here yet to take me to my privte plane?
— No Ma'am (@9mmbetterthan45) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/Q1776/status/520644934609944576
https://twitter.com/DywanWII/status/520643450182860801
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes Brits are far more intelligent and civilised than Americans. REAL QUOTE
— Greg F. #LibertyOrDeath #WuhanVirus ?only (@straytski) October 10, 2014
Tell the help that they can have some leftovers. In the back room of course. #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Denny Loggins (@DennyLoggins) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/BrumMsn/status/520643134121050113
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes "You're so handsome. I can't speak properly… Kinda like you without a teleprompter."
— American Guy ?? (@YankReb69) October 10, 2014
Tyranny's not so bad as long as you have a good moisturizer and locally sourced organic kale #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) October 10, 2014
#Gwynethpaltrowquotes Life is hard for me cause I'm a mom who has to travel without my Apple.
— A Meh Gal ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@GallSueJoe) October 10, 2014
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes Single moms? Yes. I care deeply about your wages increasing but that doesn't mean I want you at my party. Out.
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) October 10, 2014
When I see a job that needs to be done I roll up my sleeves and hire someone to do it ….
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes— brockasso (@itsmebrock) October 10, 2014
If I didn't care $15,000.00 would only get you the cheep caviar … #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— brockasso (@itsmebrock) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/520632033589338112
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.” #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 10, 2014
#GwynethPaltrow #GwynethPaltrowQuotes Just dance a jig and stick to your juggling act. pic.twitter.com/T69G4ct17f
— John Nantz (@TheJohnNantz) October 10, 2014
I'm so tired of seeing other Americans in Monaco, they really make me look bad.
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) October 10, 2014
#Obama 's rich, dumb friends. #GwynethPaltrow #GwynethPaltrowQuotes @GwynethPaltrow pic.twitter.com/MG60TNRsLU
— John Nantz (@TheJohnNantz) October 10, 2014
I once had to make my own sandwich. The struggle is real. #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— FrogDoc (@TueborFrog) October 10, 2014
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes When life gives you lemons, have your maid make lemonade.
— Geoff Caldwell (@geoffcaldwell) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/MariaGreene8/status/520610906380959745
https://twitter.com/jedditelol/status/520611072365961217
https://twitter.com/Roy__Rogers/status/520611244840353792
https://twitter.com/Roy__Rogers/status/520612804756516864
It would be totes ah-mah-zing if we just made Obama dictator w/all power in teh universe. #GwynethPaltrowQuotes pic.twitter.com/gvxDta5YyL
— Don’t Stand So Close to Dawn (@aurora_g96) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/520625239651536898
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/520627167676616704
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/520631473435860993
Well, I suppose $60 million sounds like a lot… #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Denny Loggins (@DennyLoggins) October 10, 2014
Will you and the Mrs. be uncoupling soon? #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Mrs. Rutter ™ (@lindarutter) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/BigBlue1180/status/520639323927228416
"Barack and I talked about life and art and big, interesting things over organic wine and arugula" #GwynethPaltrowQuotes
— Debra Heine (@NiceDeb) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/BigBlue1180/status/520645898523934720
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes couldn't decide to kiss him on his lips or his ass so I just did both.
— Riverlife (@moharrison) October 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/MNoonan17/status/520645788222107648
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes Who needs three branches of Government?
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) October 10, 2014
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes POTUS, I'll be your Leni Riefenstahl
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) October 10, 2014
#GwynethPaltrowQuotes Amnesty for all. I can't lose my manicurist/landscaper/cook/nanny and waxist to their home countries all at once
— james scova (@ScoMule) October 10, 2014
Now those were funny!
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