CNN entertains theory missing airliner swallowed by black hole; Cosmic mockery ensues [video]

CNN has been going 25 hours a day presenting stories, conjecture, theories and even toy planes in an attempt to explain the possible events surrounding the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight 370. However, Wednesday night, CNN appeared to have reached the absolute end of the credibility universe when discussing a recent cosmic theory for the plane’s disappearance:

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/446495235653128194

Yes. Black holes.

CNN has officially gone to the farthest reaches of the universe for possible explanations as to why #MH370 disappeared. Host Don Lemon called the theory “preposterous,” but it was discussed nonetheless:

https://twitter.com/WillRossWriter/status/446503568573362176

Put on your pressure suits and prep for a gravitational pull so intense nothing except mockery can escape:

CNN posited the black hole theory only after carefully rejecting others involving the tesseract and wardrobe.

— Rachel (@esqcapades) March 20, 2014

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Dying.. RT @CaptYonah: Hey, @donlemon, Hank Johnson of "Guam might tip over" fame is laughing his ass right now. #BlackHoles"

— LaurieAnn ??‍♂️? (@mooshakins) March 20, 2014

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Don Lemon wants to know where Lex Luthor was when the plane disappeared.

— chaplinlives (@chaplinlives) March 20, 2014

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What bothers me is that a group of people sat in a room at @CNN and said “Yes. We should report a black hole theory."

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) March 20, 2014

@RBPundit When this is over CNN may collapse in on itself, a news singularity

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 20, 2014

Somewhere a light bulb is going off over somebody’s head:

Next on #CNN how a black hole ruined #Obamacaare

— Jules (@juleslalaland) March 20, 2014

At this point we can totally see that being reported.