'The Twerking Grannie': Madonna copies Miley; Licks shower door in disturbing bathroom selfie

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/444215759007662080

Just why?

Blame the Koch Brothers? Harry Reid would approve:

https://twitter.com/DCHoodRat4Life/status/444216047135379456

Madonna is 55, which is slightly older than your average member of “Generation Selfie.”

Madonna and Miley are the same age right? #Sarcasm

— Small g Gay (@SmallgGay) March 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/SirHalcyon/status/444217778992451584

@michellemalkin Madonna Still Doesn't Quite Get This Whole "Selfie" Thing….

— Barbara? (@RealBarbBee) March 13, 2014

For the win:

@Stevepolitik @DailyMailCeleb She's now billing herself as "The Twerking Grannie! See Grannie GO!"

— Small g Gay (@SmallgGay) March 13, 2014

Possibly coming soon to a video awards show near you!