Face-less threat: Iowahawk spots most dangerous aspect of scrapped 'Let's Move' postage stamps

Ha!

As Twitchy posted yesterday, the United States Postal Service announced an entire run of stamps inspired by Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” program would be destroyed because some of the stamps depict allegedly “unsafe” acts, such as a child doing a handstand without wearing a helmet.

However, Iowahawk caught a danger the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition failed to notice: What if kids tried to emulate the stamps by removing their own faces:

The good news:

@iowahawkblog On the bright side, facelessness is no longer considered a pre-existing condition. #GetCovered

— Mike (@ThePantau) October 11, 2013