Ha!
Ace of Spades got on another Twitter roll today, this time making proposition bets on twists and turns in the Syfy movie “Sharknado” that is airing tonight.
Here’s more of what Ace thinks we’re likely to see in the movie.
Prop Bet: Someone in #sharknado uses a fish-hook to stab into the back of a shark and then ride it for some reason.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: At some point there's a heavy shark-fishing boat called The Kraken and someone says "Release the Kraken."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Under/Over on how many times Global Warming or Climate Change is offered as explanation: 6
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
With Al Gore cameo? ::fingers crossed::
Ace continued:
Prop Bet: Someone in #sharknado says, "We've been intruding in their territory for centuries… Did we think they'd never intrude back?"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: Someone says "Apex predator" and someone else says something like "The apex just got higher"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: "Gale-force sharks" is said on the TV news. #SharkNado
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: The Sharknado sharks are all killed at the end by Ian Ziering electrifying all the flood water.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Recommended
Prop Bet: The Book of Jonah gets name-checked. #SharkNado
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: Someone says that sharks' aquadynamic streamlining makes them the perfect flying predators, too. #SharkNado
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: Obviously someone will say to a a shark he's about to kill: "You're *sushi*." But who? Ian Ziering or Tara Reid? #SharkNado
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Four part Prop Bet: 1. Ian Ziering must rescue his adorable 7 year old daughter.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
2. Who is trapped at an aquarium.
3. Which is flooded and has sharks swimming through the corridors.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
4. And ziering and daughter must swim INTO one of the aquarium tanks to take shelter from the sharks OUTSIDE the tanks
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: A shark sideswipes a car in a flooded street, and the driver says "I just got hit by shark"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: In a bit of lampshading, it's the holiday shopping time, and someone says (Pre-sharknado) "It's like a feeding frenzy out there"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: "I should have got the undercoating"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: At some point someone refers to the weather as "Sharky"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: A TV weatherman advises "There's a 70% chance of sharks"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: "That guy's a real shark." SMASH CUT: A 700 POUND THRESHER DROPS ON THAT GUY AND SWALLOWS HIM WHOLE.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: "We're up to our ass****s in sharks"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: "It's classic shark pack-hunting behavior."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: Toilet shark
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: Foreshadowing: First, remoras start falling from the sky. And someone says, "Well, that's the weirdest thing I'll see today."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet: TV Weatherman calls it the storm cell "A high-thresher system" in background noise that you can only barely hear
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Prop Bet (Guaranteed): Ian Ziering will punch, and possibly coldcock, a shark.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
Do you think we’d be lucky enough to get a Yakov Smirnoff cameo for this last one? ::fingers crossed::
Prop Bet: Soviet tourist says, "In America, shark jumps YOU"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 11, 2013
At Ace of Spades, a pre Sharknado thread. It’s like Super Sunday, except on a Thursday and with fake sharks.
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