No more calls please, we already have our “Media Report About Guns Story of the Day” winner by way of ABC13 in Houston (Update: The tweet was subsequently deleted, but here’s a screenshot):


Not pictured:

But maybe the cops found some attachments…


Oh, by the way, a bazooka wasn’t confiscated after all:

Harris County Precinct 5 raided the home on St. Emanuel at Tuam, where authorities initially reported a bazooka was among the stash. They later said it was not.

No “bazooka”? Aw, bummer!

That’s definitely a good policy.