Are you ready for one of the hottest takes of the month so far?

First, make sure you’re not drinking anything and fully finish chewing any foods that might get stuck in your keyboard if it comes flying out. Ready? Ok, here’s the latest about air pollution:

The study was done by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America. Somehow in the last couple hundred years, the country has become more equal, but the air we breathe has become less so.

Each day brings with it another reason to declare parody and satire DOA.

Hard to believe, right?

Any port in an eco-storm.