A Portland, Oregon ice cream shop is teaming up with NARAL Pro-Choice Oregon to raise money:

National Right to Life News also featured NARAL Pro-Choice Oregon’s tweet promoting the, uh, dessert:

The flavors, at $9.50 a pint, are Rocky Roe v. Wade, Brown Butter Almond Brittle, Chocolate Sorbet (vegan) and Honey Vanilla. We might suggest something like “Totally Deminted” instead.

NARAL (and Planned Parenthood) have that market cornered.