The White House Correspondents Dinner went on without President Trump in attendance, and well before the event even started, the White House Correspondents Association had its angle:

It’s a First Amendment celebration! CNN picked up that WHCD re-branding ball and ran with it:

LOL. Never stop, CNN.

James Rosen and others weren’t immediately available for comment.

On top of that ridiculousness, CNN had a panel discussing the WHCD larger than they might have if the cable net had existed during the Apollo 11 mission: