Hillary Clinton has launched and re-launched her presidential campaign, and now that she’s trailing Bernie Sanders in New Hampshire, Andrea Mitchell seems to think the Etch-a-Sketch needs another shake to clear the board and start over:

This is funny:

Yet, MSNBC host Andrea Mitchell incredibly said Thursday on The Today Show that Clinton had an opportunity to “re-introduce herself to New Hampshire voters” at Thursday night’s MSNBC debate between her and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), implying that maybe voters don’t know Clinton well enough.

“Trying to narrow the gap here, but counting on blunting Sanders’ momentum three weeks from now in South Carolina, where Bill Clinton was already campaigning Wednesday night,” Mitchell said. “And tonight’s debate is really Hillary Clinton’s last chance to re-introduce herself to New Hampshire voters, who are so far overwhelmingly supporting Bernie Sanders from neighboring Vermont.”

Video at the link.

Hillary’s problem isn’t that another introduction is in order but rather people have already had a long time to get to know her.

Simply amazing!

  • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Hi, I’m Hillary! I’m not nearly as evil as you might think…

    • Perso Nasplit

      “I am Hillary! ERROR CODE: 76 PATH NOT FOUND” -totally not Robot Hillary.

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        “I am Hillary! Insert Donation Here!”

        • Jeff

          That word “insert” made me throw up a little.

      • Christa Siobhan Cartwright

        listening to her causes a core dump for me.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!
      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Go over to @warroom and suggest to Jim Quinn that he use his patented “Golden Shovel of Applied Wisdom”…

        …usually applied to the back of the head at a moderate velocity.

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          I don’t have a Twitter so…

      • Kevin Giltrud

        Is Dogbert wearing a Chicken Head Rubber Glove?

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          Probably. 🙂

      • Jesse B. Hammer

        Awww come on, don’t we all realize how many folks in New Hampshire still say “Hillary WHO[?]”. It’s because she’s as messagely-challenged as the O’dmin she works for used to work for: since we’re somehow too stupid (without O’s parsing the right words) to know why O’Care good for us, people in NH say #HillaryWHO because Hillary’s been introducing herself some other language (like Klingon maybe).

  • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Good News: JJ Abrams has agreed to do the Hillary “reboot”.

    Bad News: At least 47,000 people in NH will be blinded by the lens flare…

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Good news to the bad news: those 47,000 people will thus be spared seeing a JJ Abrams movie.

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        In that case, I’ll be at the premiere…

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    I’m confused….Andrea Mitchell says this, but yet it’s FOX that’s biased?

    • journogal

      You have the *think* like a liberal. Anything that does not parrot (or vomit back) their beliefs is both suspect and biased.

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Strictly speaking, that’s not “thinking”…

      • spaceycakes

        upvote for vomit

        • journogal

          {takes a bow}

          • Sean Patrick Murphy sr

            Shouldn’t you do a curtsy?

          • journogal

            I like to change it up some to keep people on their toes.

    • Don Reed

      What a tired (“tire-yard!”), spent bunch of wheelchairs these people are. Willard Scott (is he still alive? Compos mentis toupee?) should be calling out their birthdays as the year goes along.

    • Don Reed

      “Êtes-vous fatigué?” “Non, je ne suis pas fatigue,” said the French-fried candidate.

      • Tessa from Texas

        Is she employing that same phony Black accent in French that she used in English?

        • Don Reed

          She, she adapted a “Moroccan” patois (by swallowing a Fez) that sounds as if she has a master’s degree in “Indigenous Eskimo religious choir hip hop.”

    • IronButterfly

      Andrea Establishment Wall Street NBC Hack Washington Greenspan Mitchell and yes she’s all in for Hillary. That pretty much tells you all you need to know.

    • sanderdog

      Andrea is an old lib so give her a break. gag

  • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    We don’t need another introduction, we need a freakin’ INDICTMENT!

    • journogal

      How about an introduction to an indictment?

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Naw, that’s like being engaged to be engaged.

      • Frustrated Teacher

        Introduce her to some FBI agents with manacles…

  • teamfrazzled

    Wow. RE-INTRODUCE herself? Lol But what insight into the “mind” of a true Kool Aid drinker.

    • GonetoCarolina

      Maybe AM thinks they won’t recognize her in black and white stripes?

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Hillary “reintroducing” herself in New Hampshire would be about as helpful as Spiderman in Oklahoma……

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Oh, sh!t, that’s funny!

      It’s like The Tick when he gets to the edge of The City and runs out of buildings…

      • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ Dave the Brain Heenan ✓’ed out

        SPOOOOOOOOOON!

        Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you’ve got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.

        GAWD do I miss that cartoon.

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      And about as useful as a one-armed trapeze performer with an itchy bum.

      • Frustrated Teacher

        Or a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest!

  • JCS

    Reintroduce=ok try this lie on for size…

  • spaceycakes

    Rameses II sez wut?

  • G3

    Hillary Clinton is one of the most famous (some would say infamous) people in the world. She’s been in DC politics for 25+ years and has already introduced herself 3x during this campaign. With all due respect, Andrea, people just don’t fucking like her.

  • D H

    It was twenty years ago today
    The Clinton’s taught the band to play
    They’ve been going in and out of style
    But they’re guaranteed to raise a smile
    So may I introduce to you
    The act you’ve known for all these years
    The Hillary Clinton Lonely Hearts Club Band

  • kennyraisin

    50 First Dates ala Hildabeest

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      A better Hillary movie: “Dude, Where’s My Husband?”

      • kennyraisin

        Very good

      • CrazyDaze✓veridicous

        Hillary movie written by AM – “Groundhog Day”

        Where the Hildabeast gets to re-re-re…re-introduce herself until she gets it right.

        Maybe it needs to be called – “The Neverending Story”?

        • Frustrated Teacher

          That would be in the horror genre for sure!

      • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ Dave the Brain Heenan ✓’ed out

        How about Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

  • craigzimmerman12

    Hilary has been a national figure for 25 years. We know who she is by now.

    • Tessa from Texas

      And that, in a nutshell, is her major problem.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    When old people repeatedly re-introduce themselves to others, it’s a sign they’ve gone senile.

  • Pilgrim22

    If bragging that you’re proud that half the country you want to be leader of hates you, then there isn’t a reset button on earth that can fix her. If anyone in the GOP had said that it would still be making headlines.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      They still talk about Romney’s 47% line and that was nowhere near as bad as anything Hillary’s said.

  • JV

    What a friggin scum bag

  • CrazyDaze✓veridicous

    Well, groundhog day was just 2 days ago…

  • Antisocial_ism

    Andrea Mitchell, The human dried apple doll.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Trying to narrow the gap here, but counting on blunting Sanders’ momentum three weeks from now in South Carolina”

    So, we’ve gone from “Sanders has no chance in the south” to “GOOD GOD, WE’VE GOTTA STOP HIM!”

    “Bill Clinton was already campaigning Wednesday night”

    Which means the prostitution industry must’ve seen record business.

    • Don Reed

      18 semi-tractor trailers loaded with condoms have been dispatched. 25-car state trooper escort ready to meet him at the S.C. state line.

  • san rafael blue

    I AM HILLARY! Hear me ROAR in numbers too small to ignore!

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Ummmmmm….

    Hasn’t Hillary been re-introducing and re-imagining herself (And failing miserably!) since Watergate?

    Askin’ for a friend.

  • CrystalDawn0603

    I don’t care how often she introduces herself- she’s not changing anything. She’s still Hillary. And apparently no one likes her. hehe

  • jwz

    Good ol’ Andrea, she’s not the National President of Ho-ing for Hil for nothing.

    • Kevin Giltrud

      She also runs “Botox Club for Women” in the DC,VA, MD, DE. Corridor.

  • Hotlanta Mike
  • urallidiots

    Hillary would be best served by un-introducing herself.

    • il fait soleil

      Exactly! She ought to change her name and see if that helps!

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Angry-a Mitchell is a complete shill and a liar

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Yeah Andrea….pretty much EVERYONE know the venal, money grubbing, carpet-bagging liar for what she is….but then the main attraction of Sanders is that he is NOT Hillary…The Democrats really aren’t offering their primary voters much of a choice….not like the GOP!

  • What’s she going to reintroduce herself as? I know ‘THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST’.

  • Archons

    But… in 1993 Hilliary be all “we are the President”. Surely people have heard of her.

    • vetgal1970

      My daughter is 19. What she learned about Bill and Hillary, she learned from me. They only cover his ‘positive’ accomplishments in school

      • Tessa from Texas

        You mean like not being kicked out of office.

        • vetgal1970

          They learned he had been impeached but never about the events surrounding it. Our school is a good one. I suspect they were trying to avoid opening a can of worms that would lead to a completely other topic

          • Tessa from Texas

            I remember when all that went down (OK, I couldn’t resist) that lots of my friends with children found themselves having to explain things that they had planned on waiting a few years to explain. That is another reason; among many, that I dislike the Clintons.

          • vetgal1970

            Yep. When she was old enough I shared some of the details and even then it was uncomfortable. But I wanted her to understand why I was so angry at the way he defied OUR house with his disgusting filth. As she is getting ready to vote I her first election, I also wanted her to understand Hillary’s part in all of it.

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    Any computer person can tell you that if you have to reboot this many times, it probably means something’s really wrong and you’re not having any luck fixing it.

    • Tessa from Texas

      But you have to remember that Shrillary don’t know nothin’ ’bout computers.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    Now the MSM is trying to save Clinton by reporting Powell and Rice both had classified materials on their email servers.

    Many Clinton supporters are saying this closes the case on Clinton because someone else did it too.

    The FBI is contacting Colin Powell about it.

    • Tessa from Texas

      So the 2 of them had unsecured, home-based servers as well??
      And that is beside the fact that someone else doing a particular thing doesn’t make it right–it just means more than one person broke the law. Illogical but then that’s also known as “liberal logic.”

    • vetgal1970

      Weird how they had time to swerve into investigating someone else’s email practices while they are slow walking the investigation into Hillary’s. I’m just saying

    • ToyZebra

      Then they can have the cells on either side of hers.

  • Dave In Arizona

    Isn’t a crook still a crook?

  • © Sponge
    • Tessa from Texas

      You left off the brown nose but otherwise…….a winner,

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    Report: Clinton Emails Contained References to Undercover CIA Officers

    Multiple emails held on Hillary Clinton’s personal, unsecured server indirectly
    referenced undercover CIA officers, according to a report Thursday
    citing U.S. officials who have viewed the messages.

    NBC News reported that the emails in question were forwarded to Clinton when she
    was serving as secretary of state. The officials said that the
    messages, in which officials from the State Department and other
    agencies made indirect references to undercover officers, have
    since been classified in State’s review of Clinton’s emails.

    One email referenced an undercover officer who was killed in a
    suicide attack in Afghanistan in 2012. The email, now classified as
    secret, was sent the day after the agent was killed in the attack. The
    message was released by the State Department in the latest batch
    of emails from Clinton’s private server Friday.

    Three of the officials who spoke to NBC disputed reports that one
    message on Clinton’s server revealed the identity of an undercover
    officer directly.

    Clinton campaign spokesman Brian Fallon described the revelations as
    misleading and said that no intelligence officer was identified in the
    emails contained on Clinton’s server.

    “This shows yet again how the leaking of selective details gives a
    completely false impression about what is actually contained in the
    emails forwarded to Hillary Clinton,” Fallon told NBC. “Whenever the
    full contents of these emails are learned, there is invariably less than
    meets the eye.”

    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/report-clinton-emails-contained-references-to-undercover-cia-officers/

  • Owl

    Re-introduce herself? She WON the last Dem Primary contested in Hew Hampshire. That sounds desperate…

    • Don Reed

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • spankovision

    Found out how she is going to re-introduce herself….think anyone will notice?

    • Tessa from Texas

      Not a Bernie fan but I don’t think Hillary rocks that ‘do the way Bernie does. But it is an improvement over some of her hairdos.

      • spankovision

        Maybe if you squint and she changes her accent (again) to sound like the Anteater from the Pink Panther cartoons…hmmm

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Only by getting CNN to tweet that Bernie is dead !

  • Hamm Sammichez

    You never get a second chance to make a first impression and my impression of Shrillary was made decades ago. Hasn’t been proven wrong, either. She is evil, criminal and a threat to liberty & freedom.

  • shohio

    Fishing with Fredo wins the internet today! That tweet is awesome!!

  • VanceJ

    Which iteration would that be ? I mean she has had so many.!!!!!!

  • Rogue Cheddar

    *

  • Rogue Cheddar

    This is like your buddy always trying to get you to date the skunk so he can date the hot sister.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    Once you’ve explored a fetid old tomb, they’re pretty much all the same, no need to revisit. NEXT!

  • globalcrap

    Admit about what you did with Benghazi. What happened with Vince Foster? How happy or mad were you with Monica? Admit that you could care less for the low information voters. You one purpose in your miserable life, is to have power money.

    • Don Reed

      “If we give you one billion dollars (in a bank bag with the exploding dye), will you promise to leave us alone?”

  • Orpheus75

    Andrea, your Cat Scan results just came in….

    • Don Reed

      FLAT LINE!

    • https://disqus.com/by/DocFarmer/ Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Well there’s yer problem, yeh got an Injun stuck in there…

      • Orpheus75

        Maybe it’s Elizabeth Warren?

        • https://disqus.com/by/DocFarmer/ Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          No no, a REAL one…

  • wharfrat

    Most Americans see hope that Hillary will go to jail for her crimes against us.

    • Name

      I’d settle if she’d just go away

  • Name

    Even with all the momentum Bernie is gaining, I get the sneaking suspicion that he could win them all and Hillary would STILL get the DNC nom. She’s already sold her soul to get there and there are too many who want “a progressive woman” to be president. You could put JFK or Washington himself on the D ticket and they’d still not have a chance. This is electioneering at its finest.

  • vetgal1970

    They have been trying to remake Hillary’s image for 25 years and if the net outcome is people still thinking she needs remade yet again, it’s a lost cause

  • ToyZebra

    Sometimes the human mind will deal with a horrific event by erasing all memory of it. That’s why Hillary has to keep reintroducing herself.

  • NoFanofLibs

    Like at an AA meeting? “Hi, I’m Hillary and I’m a congenital liar” That’ll win her a lot of votes….

  • Storm Saxon’s Gall Bladder

    For voters under 35 there is no memory of a time without HRC.
    She’s been in the news every day since 1993.
    We KNOW who she is.

    and that’s the real problem, Andrea Mitchell.

  • constitutionminded

    She needs to get out of the pants suite and into some striped clothing. That will help.

    • Laticia

      Or she can keep the pants suit…as long as it’s orange…

  • OwlCreekObserver

    Hillary’s problem is that everyone already knows what she is, and it’s so bad that millennials and other poorly educated democrats are willing to pick a pure socialist over her.

    • Don Reed

      I called Ripley’s Believe Or Not about this very same point. They refused to believe me and hung up.

  • Christa Siobhan Cartwright

    How is it that a woman who has been in the public eye in some way, shape or form for 40+ years needs so many re-introductions?

    • Don Reed

      40+ facelifts.

  • Linda

    I hope she gets re-introduced to her deleted e-mails by the FBI

  • RSnyder

    Jim Carrey, in all his twitchy and Robin Williams meets a snake improvisations, does not equal, on the political stage, this pant-suited twats efforts to establish herself as a real human being who might give a rats ass about the plight of another, just regular human being, in America — or anywhere else. She’s rich; go home b!tch.

  • lainer51

    Who is Andrea Mitchell?

  • divingpetrel

    It is hilarious how this is the “progressive” left’s go-to argument when they or their policies are unpopular – “I just need to explain myself/my policy to the rubes who are just too stupid to understand me/my policies.”

  • ernst

    Andrea Mitchell is a perfect example of bias in mainstream journalism. She should just work directly for the Clinton campaign. Oh… My bad… She already does – on NBC.

    Hillary for jail. Andrea for the glue factory.

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    Yes, that will totally clear up all of the corruption associated with the Clinton regime.

  • http://www.paulengemann.com/ Paul Engemann

    🙂

  • Patricia Whitty

    Hi, I’m Hillary Clinton and I lie a lot BUT not now………..help!