Things you'll never hear Obama say

As he proved tonight, President Obama has the ability to drone on forever without saying anything at all. His ability to spew out thousands of words is not in doubt. However, Twitter has identified many different examples of #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay.

#ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay Let's Lower Taxes

— MarciDee (@YesItsMeMarci) June 20, 2012

#ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay Keep your wealth

— Gaulois (@Le_Gaul) June 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/R_Courter/status/215261057164390400

https://twitter.com/StevenFogarty/status/215261062088499200

Enforce immigration laws. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

— B1B_Lancer (@B1B_Lancer) June 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/skyflame1/status/215260929896611841

#ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay "I closed Guantanamo"

— DANNY JONES FAN (@ohkanye) June 20, 2012

I am humbled #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

— Samijk (@SamiJK) June 20, 2012

Students before unions #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) June 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/gopfirecracker/status/215259641083473921

I won re-election! – #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

— ryan connerly (@TGiRyan) June 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/TCWaterback/status/215265547473002496

https://twitter.com/ObamaBash/status/215256822926417920

#ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay Balance The Budget

— JackieSic ?? (@jackiesic) June 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/Capit0lism/status/215250584465457153

Drill, baby, drill! #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

— T.R. (@TimberRatlsnake) June 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/butidigress73/status/214362420985085952

My hashtags work #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

— Ruth (@MissRuth1021) June 20, 2012