Man Needs Conservative Christian to Explain Why They're Against Free School Lunches

Oct 01, 2026 11:00 PM
Premium
Advertisement
Man Needs Conservative Christian to Explain Why They're Against Free School Lunches
AP Photo/Mary Esch, File
VIP

Here's a post I probably should have handed off to our own Just Mindy, as she's the most outspoken conservative Christian of us. Jared Shult here needs a conservative Christian to explain to him why they're against free lunches in schools. I got in trouble with Jonah Goldberg a long way back for misusing the logical fallacy "begging the question," so I'll make up for it now by using it correctly. Shult's post begs the question that conservative Christians are against free school lunches. I've never heard that they are. Is this some new movement I've missed?

My faith is shaky at best, but I try to live my life as a Christian (plus, my mother worked as a school cook, so I have a background in the subject). I'm not opposed to free lunches for kids who can't afford them. I'm also not opposed to schools charging kids who can afford it for lunch. Gov. Tim Walz made a big deal, and a photo opportunity, out of his signing a law making school lunches free for every kid in the state. I'm opposed to that.

What gets me is not just schools handing out free lunches to every kid, but schools handing out free breakfast and lunch to every kid. What really gets me in my city is that the public school cafeterias stay open year-round so that kids can come and grab free breakfast and lunch while school is out for the summer. So, you're telling me that if the schools didn't do this, kids would go hungry? If you're a parent in the age of SNAP and you can't scrape together enough for a bowl of cereal and some milk in the summer to feed your own kid, I don't know what to tell you. I just don't see why schools should double as food banks. And I don't know what Christianity has to do with that. 

What a loaded question. Shult doesn't say if he's a liberal Christian or a Christian at all, so the subtle demonization of conservative Christians doesn't work. Ideally, parents in need should spend their SNAP benefits on bagged lunches.

If I remember correctly (it was four decades ago), we had a system where poor kids could get free lunches in exchange for working in the cafeteria, such as hosing down plates. I don't know of anywhere that does that now, as it would stigmatize the poor kids, and that would be unacceptable.

***

Comments

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy: Hilarious Political Commentary & Current Events Videos