'Here's Why God Is Trans': Episcopal Priestess Says Mary Assigned Jesus Male at Birth

Sep 25, 2026 12:00 AM
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'Here's Why God Is Trans': Episcopal Priestess Says Mary Assigned Jesus Male at Birth
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Again, I'm far from the best Biblical scholar on staff, but I know enough to know when "ministers" are bearing false witness. We've published a bunch of posts about James Talarico's progressive social club that pretends to be a church, most recently revealing that the pastor there says there's no way to know if Jesus existed. And yet, they're the first people to tell you what Jesus would do. That's because they are "values-based" and not "belief-based." A minister at Talarico's church admitted that most of the people there wouldn't consider themselves religious.

Talarico's church is allegedly Presbyterian, but this clip comes from an Episcopal church, where the "priest" agrees with Talarico that God is nonbinary. In fact, God is trans, according to this freak. Mary assigned Jesus a gender at birth, but as is the case with so many doctors, Mary got it wrong. When Jesus was resurrected, apparently, He returned in his true form, which I can only guess is something like a G.I. Joe doll, with no genitalia. Jesus wasn't just resurrected — he transitioned.

I'd love to get a different camera angle on this to see just how many people are in the congregation and what they look like.

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Mary did not assign a gender to Jesus. Mary was told before his birth that Jesus would be a male.

Luke 1:30-31 – "But the angel said to her, 'Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus.'"

Unfortunately, The Dissenter's website with the full story is offline, so I can't tell you exactly where or when this was. The point about narcissism is dead on, though. The trans movement has to make everything about itself. I've heard everything from kids knowing they're trans as early as in the womb to doctors "guessing" a baby's gender at birth and getting it wrong.

Fortunately, I think society has passed the height of the trans activist craze. Woke 1 was crazy for sure, but I'm seeing fewer and fewer people humoring those who pretend to be a different gender than they really are.

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