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MASSIVE BREAKING: Justice Department Releases Another 3 Million Pages of Epstein Files

AP Photo/Mariam Zuhaib, File

Editor's note: I fixed the misspelling of caterwauling due to all of the caterwauling in the comments.

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Some say that all of the caterwauling in Minnesota over ICE is really just to distract from the massive fraud that's been uncovered in the state, a lot of it by Somali immigrants. We're talking billions of dollars.

Others tediously insist that President Donald Trump is only deploying ICE to detain and deport illegals to distract from the Epstein files. There are some real Jeffrey Epstein die-hards out there who insist there's material implicating Trump in statutory rape. If there was, we would have seen it released already by the Biden Justice Department.

So will so many clamouring for the Epstein files, 3.5 million more pages have been released, but we're not hearing anything about it in the news. I can't imagine how someone could accumulate 3.5 million pages of documentation. I wouldn't have known they were released if I hadn't come across the story on X.

And? You're the journalist, Tapper. Tell us what's in them.

A lot of people are b*tching because the page was down, most likely due to high traffic, but it's still there. Everyone can relax.

Elon Musk would like to see at least one arrest.

The usual suspects were out claiming they had proof that Trump was a rapist. Spencer Hakimian has never led us wrong:

You'd think that would be bigger news than some guy with a daily podcast on YouTube. One of the Krassensteins also found a smoking gun. He even labeled it "MASSIVE BREAKING."

Um, yeah. Some, like the Clintons, defy congressional subpoenas so they don't have to testify under penalty of perjury.

E. Jean Carroll had come to my mind as well. Some people are crazy and can't distinguish the truth from a TV show.

It's a wonder that MS NOW and CNN aren't all over this MASSIVE BREAKING news.

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