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Elmo From 'Sesame Street' Checks in to See How Everyone Is Doing

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Elmo's kind of a big deal. He has 438,000 followers, including luminaries such as Chelsea Clinton. He's too young to have an account on X, but he says in his bio that his mommy and daddy help him out with it.

Elmo was curious Monday about how everyone was doing out there.

We're doing a lot better knowing that the guy cleared of sex abuse charges doesn't have his hand up your butt anymore.

Us? We've been better. Inflation's pretty rough and the border is wide open. Do they have an illegal immigrant puppet on "Sesame Street" yet? I don't watch so I wouldn't know.

I watched "Sesame Street" back in the '60s and '70s, usually while eating cut-up hot dogs, and it taught me two things: how to count to 10 in Spanish and how to watch TV passively.

So, how is everybody doin'?

Elmo probably shouldn't have chosen a Monday morning to check in with everyone.

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