Elmo's kind of a big deal. He has 438,000 followers, including luminaries such as Chelsea Clinton. He's too young to have an account on X, but he says in his bio that his mommy and daddy help him out with it.
Elmo was curious Monday about how everyone was doing out there.
Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
— Elmo (@elmo) January 29, 2024
We're doing a lot better knowing that the guy cleared of sex abuse charges doesn't have his hand up your butt anymore.
Us? We've been better. Inflation's pretty rough and the border is wide open. Do they have an illegal immigrant puppet on "Sesame Street" yet? I don't watch so I wouldn't know.
I watched "Sesame Street" back in the '60s and '70s, usually while eating cut-up hot dogs, and it taught me two things: how to count to 10 in Spanish and how to watch TV passively.
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So, how is everybody doin'?
Elmo reading the replies and QTs pic.twitter.com/u0BgKvKZtV
— THE™ Jessi Davin (@jessithebuckeye) January 29, 2024
The world is burning around us, Elmo. pic.twitter.com/c3swrzHWYY
— Steven (@StevenMcinerney) January 29, 2024
Not good, Elmo. Not good.
— The REAL Boston Media (@RealBostonMedia) January 29, 2024
Well 2024 feels like 2020 plus 4 so...
— Ferda (@BartBush1013) January 29, 2024
I’m at my lowest. Thanks for asking.
— woshingo (@Woshingo) January 29, 2024
Elmo, we're about to kick off WW3 and many of the celebrities you hang out with have ties to pedophiles. you tell me. how're we doing?
— AnarchistFrodo (@anarchist_frodo) January 29, 2024
Elmo I want to be like Rocco😔😔 pic.twitter.com/9G7oV4kVic
— Jimmy (@Arxndel) January 29, 2024
Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit https://t.co/ne78Qj4cQm
— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) January 29, 2024
It's a real shitshow, Elmo. https://t.co/h4PmE2aBRU
— Sunny (@sunnyright) January 29, 2024
Hey go fuck yourself buddy. https://t.co/PTvh5DraF0
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) January 29, 2024
Welcome back. Ben Shapiro is the world’s top rapper, Joe Biden is president, and Russia invaded Europe
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) January 29, 2024
Things aren’t good, E. https://t.co/6MG8yzx2KJ
Well Elmo,
— Being Libertarian (@beinlibertarian) January 29, 2024
We’re closer to nuclear war than we have been since Sesame Street was paved, Democrats are threatening to drone strike Americans who don’t want Big Bird to be forced to share a nest with illegals, and most of your celebrity guests are creeps with ties to Epstein https://t.co/SQ9r8LbrtQ
The Sesame Street social media intern immediately after posting this tweet https://t.co/Hq5zgWys8e pic.twitter.com/lRQDIWG8vr
— Prork (@Prork) January 29, 2024
You posted in the wrong neighborhood puppet https://t.co/zJyGgGSHuC pic.twitter.com/afmOZqpDyz
— Lionhear (YT:Mck Stellar) (@lionheart_mck) January 29, 2024
It’s a good day on Sesame Street but the rest of the streets are struggling my dude https://t.co/ZEemeZpYYj pic.twitter.com/JgREhnBeQl
— Caleb®️ (@awsomehog1) January 29, 2024
https://t.co/hvwEbHib1X pic.twitter.com/64QXA27Ro6
— Kevin Finnerty (@timeimmemorial_) January 29, 2024
Elmo we're all one bad day from moving in with Oscar, it's BLEAK out here bro https://t.co/ORuexoBpI9
— Northwest Cee (@CeeHawk) January 29, 2024
Elmo I’ve got to level with you baby we are fighting for our lives https://t.co/ZEhFy0yA08
— Nat Queen Coal 🪨💎 (@NatashaOladokun) January 29, 2024
january has lasted approx 27 months, elmo, we’re all just trying our best https://t.co/u7opZD7nKz pic.twitter.com/5t2EQ0fA4V
— Kassie Epstein 🏟 (@kassieepstein) January 29, 2024
Dying to know the conversations happening today within the Elmo social media team because of this tweet https://t.co/HcJRRSnkRX
— catherine 🥑 (@helloavacado) January 30, 2024
Elmo probably shouldn't have chosen a Monday morning to check in with everyone.
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