This tweet reminds us of all the tweets from Jacob Wohl based on something he overheard in a “hipster coffee shop” … where left-wing women propositioned him rather aggressively. Now there are liberal and conservative McDonald’s, and we’re afraid we’ve been eating at the wrong one.
Anyway, the story goes that this guy was in a conservative McDonald’s and overheard the conservatives there saying that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were actually doing a pretty good job. The story sounded fake enough without putting Kamala in there — no one thinks she’s doing a good job.
I was in a conservative McDonald’s near Oklahoma City the other day and I overheard the conservatives in there saying that they didn’t want to admit it to anyone, but they all really approve of the job Biden has been doing…and Kamala too
— Joe Brandon Fan🇺🇦🏳️🌈🇺🇦🏳️🌈 (@realandhonestg) May 29, 2023
How did you know they were conservatives? We’re they wearing a patch, or something?
— The Suede Denim Secret Police (@SDSPOLICE) May 29, 2023
Strange. I was in a progressive Burger King the other day and overheard some progressives saying they’ve had it with Joe Biden and sick of his job performance.
— Thirteen O'Clock – Todd (@o_thirteen) May 29, 2023
Did it say “Conservative McDonald’s” on the sign outside?
— D Block (@Dhmcgrath77) May 29, 2023
Things that didn’t happen for $400 Alex
— Rainmakers (@Rainmakers28) May 29, 2023
Exactly. All parts of this story are fictional. Never was in Oklahoma City, Never met any conservatives nor overheard any in a McDonald's, and the rest is even more absurd. DEMOCRATS don't even like Kamala. LOL
— Kyle Seraphin (@KyleSeraphin) May 29, 2023
I was in a liberal Taco Bell in Philly and overheard people in the liberal Burger King, I mean Taco Bell saying they didn't want to admit this to anyone but they knew for a fact that Joe Brandon Fan was a liar.
— Laurie (@WaltsPrincesss) May 29, 2023
— Anders Sigurdsson (@thedrew10) May 29, 2023
Weren't you supposed to leave Twitter for good on May 28th?
— NiedermeyersDeadHorse aka NDH (@NiedsG) May 29, 2023
I was eating $155 Mac and Cheese at the French Laundry the other day and I heard some customers saying how much they approved of the job that Gavin Newsom is doing
— Geraldo's_Mustache (@1tsMartiniTime) May 29, 2023
With all the flags in your bio is HAS to be true. Only haters doubt
— The Palmettoboy (@PalmettoboySC) May 29, 2023
A conservative McDonald's? Did you just make that up?
— Jenn DeSi ✝️ (@jrdnew888) May 29, 2023
My favorite part is the "conservative McDonald's". How exactly would that be obvious? Everyone was decently dressed, had jobs, didn't curse immediately upon meeting you, didn't blame others for personal failings, were wary of unchecked power and authority, etc.?
— jeebus (@jeebus2122) May 29, 2023
I was there and it didn't happen.
— Ck (@CkKabrud) May 29, 2023
“Personally I like paying double for groceries”
— Scotchpilot (@scotchpilot) May 29, 2023
This is a parody account
— Crystal (@crysdawn1999) May 29, 2023
If it is, it’s a good one.
— UnapologeticAmerican🇺🇸 (@FreedomFactor76) May 29, 2023
— Dr. Vice-President Elect Bob Loblaw (@BobLoblawReal) May 29, 2023
You forgot the part of the story where they screamed THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY
You need to step away from the drugs Hunter pic.twitter.com/j0rqbhvWJj
— Musings of a nobody (@JustaCi54400863) May 29, 2023
The guy’s Twitter bio says he lives in Vancouver, Canada, so we’re wondering what line of business brought him to Oklahoma City the other day.
Maybe it’s parody but it’s too good to check.
Sure: CNN analyst hearing a lot of ‘quiet conversations’ about a post-Trump Republican Party https://t.co/mJut2TGwkI
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 5, 2019