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Sen. Rand Paul recites his own 'Twas the Week Before Christmas'

Sen. Rand Paul is the guy who puts together the annual government waste book, which details the millions given to government grants to study shrimp on treadmills and such. So naturally, he’s not happy about the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill they’d like to fast-track through the Senate before everyone leaves for Christmas.

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In the spirit of the season, Paul also posted his own composition, “Twas the Week Before Christmas,” featuring the naughty congressional Santa who prints money. Ukraine gets a special shout-out, as Mitch McConnell has called it the No. 1 priority in the United States.

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As much as people like to talk about Rand Paul’s neighbor, we’d be thrilled to have him living next door.

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