We like to imagine Joe Biden sitting at a laptop and typing these words:
I’ll just say what @billieeilish said: vote like your life depends on it. #DemConvention pic.twitter.com/5ewebNvQGg
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 20, 2020
Is she in a haunted forest what the hell is going on pic.twitter.com/affggD4zq4
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) August 20, 2020
Dems needed someone who could make Joe seem more awake, and exciting.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 20, 2020
Well they could've opened a bottle of lady's shampoo and given him a Werthers Original.
— TH (@TH4UA) August 20, 2020
How is this song inspiring?
— e-beth (@ebeth360) August 20, 2020
Beth, just be depressed and go with it??
— Tracy Nickels-Bishop (@JusticeBlaze) August 20, 2020
Is it smart of the Dems to put someone on screen who looks like she participated in an antifa riot last night
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) August 20, 2020
C’mon, guys! I’m sure Billie Eilish is really helping the 1,283 viewers decide who to vote for.
— Jacs, Duchess of Stormailles (@jacstormy) August 20, 2020
Why is this happening pic.twitter.com/3nzS9m7CoG
— JERRY DUNLEAVY (@JerryDunleavy) August 20, 2020
Looks like she is guest hosting an episode of unsolved mysteries.
— Chansolo (@GChansolme) August 20, 2020
We’ve been very very bad
— #JusticeForCannonHinnant? (@KassandraKitson) August 20, 2020
Not the entertainment we need; it's the entertainment we deserve.
— Yali Elkin (@yalielkin) August 20, 2020
Is this the scene where she throws up pea soup on the priest?
— Brandon Webb (@webbbh) August 20, 2020
She's missing her spiders.
— madamhuman (@MeowstressHuman) August 20, 2020
She’s leaving a trail for Hansel and Gretel to follow
— Mike (@m_anto04) August 20, 2020
Angst.
— 60Ranchero-rusted (@jmathishmc_jeff) August 20, 2020
Joker Shampoo – the Color of Smiles
— Matthew Betley (@MatthewBetley) August 20, 2020
“Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in.” https://t.co/ebxy8ceTAO
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 20, 2020
same vibe pic.twitter.com/mJq6IDZhri
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) August 20, 2020
Not normal pic.twitter.com/IWZEiCDkDR
— Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) August 20, 2020
Wasn’t going to vote but Billy Relish changed my mind #DemConvention
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) August 20, 2020
Nightmare Before Christmas has come to life. ? Highlighters and candy corn to everyone who brings a mailbox.
— JamieRJN (@JamieRJN) August 20, 2020
— ?? (@TrustedNot) August 20, 2020
This reminds me, are the kids going to be able to Trick or Treat this year? My son will be heart broken
— minifanarmy (@Biodude2010) August 20, 2020
I’m pretty sure this is the new Twilight sequel.
— KosherDoll (@kosherdoll) August 20, 2020
She looks to be broadcasting from an abandoned Elvira soundstage
— MWB (@MWiscoB) August 20, 2020
This is so sad.
— henlo (@chibbennn) August 20, 2020
I’ve been waiting for the sequel to this gem. pic.twitter.com/O7m4NzuVdi
— Taylor 156 (@TvaldezOfficial) August 20, 2020
All of her music is about wanting to die so i’d say the whole thing is very fitting
— natalie ?? (@naeriface) August 20, 2020
That all important Emo constituency.
— Silver Patriot (@SilverPatriot1) August 20, 2020
Enthusiasm for Biden is off the charts! pic.twitter.com/KO7MdfR5HQ
— ?ɐɯ ?ı ??ɹ?ʍ ǝɥʇ/Trump=World peace (@BeatriceofEste) August 20, 2020
Wow, 162 views!
I mean, they're literally phoning it in.
— Yooper (@yooper1911) August 20, 2020
This is the future the left wants you to have.
— Funny_Name (@Sirius_Sandwich) August 20, 2020
happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/jnXbudUUDB
— Charles Fain Lehman (@CharlesFLehman) August 20, 2020
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