According to the poster, the lyrics to “The Twelve Days of Liz-mas” were written by Elizabeth Warren supporters and not her campaign, which is a relief, but are we reading too much into the refrain which says, “Liz Warren gave to us”? Because her whole campaign seems to be taking away from billionaires (not millionaires like Bernie Sanders, though) and “giving” away free stuff: free health care, free college, free childcare, etc.
It sort of reminds us of that horrible Hillary Clinton campaign ad from back in the 2008 race where she showed herself wrapping presents with tags listing all the things she was going to give us when she was president. Wait, here it is:
Elizabeth Warren really is Hillary 2.0. But let’s get to those lyrics:
“The Twelve Days of Liz-mas” lyrics pic.twitter.com/Avro9V78NN
— Misyrlena Egkolfopoulou (@misyrlena) November 30, 2019
We like “Crying billionaires” and “Send the orange man packing.”
Written, distributed and performed by Warren supporters pic.twitter.com/cmEvAwmc1n
— Misyrlena Egkolfopoulou (@misyrlena) November 30, 2019
going to sh**t myself
— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) November 30, 2019
I thought that the inflatable dog couldn't be topped, I was evidently mistaken
— Tommy Kombuchar (@ThomasIsOnline) November 30, 2019
Oh yeah, when she had a giant balloon made of her dog wearing its “two cents” Halloween costume.
Elizabeth Warren and her dog, Bailey pic.twitter.com/3GDBkvlb22
— Tyler Pager (@tylerpager) November 1, 2019
— ADL (@ADLouisUSA) November 30, 2019
what a bunch of nerds. Can you do this to the tune of "High, High Hopes"? Is there a dance too?
— greivance residue ? (@TwinerWill) November 30, 2019
It's like 'Fight Song' but annoying immediately…instead of after the first few listens.
— Kedron Bardwell (@KedronBardwell) November 30, 2019
No this can’t be real
— !$H (@issshhhhh) November 30, 2019
This isn’t how the song works
— KratosKilla (@KratosKilla) November 30, 2019
We deserved Pearl Harbor. Every second of it.
— AMERICAN BAD ASS (@antigravitybong) November 30, 2019
This is worse than I had imagined, and I imagined it was bad
— Stephen Mason (@Steveohmygoodne) November 30, 2019
this level of cringe is rarely achieved
— beef mop ☭ (@beefmop) November 30, 2019
This is a bad idea.
— ☭RonaldReaganWasTheDevil☭ (@tr1ckykid) November 30, 2019
With the odd caps, it looks like a ransom letter…just saying.
— Jive Miguel (@DouglasJive) November 30, 2019
cringe bro. cringe.
— Piney McKnuckle (@PineyMcknuckle) November 30, 2019
Cringemas
— Whig Destroyer (@ChudFusk) November 30, 2019
horrifying
— nbctoday (@McF_Nbctoday) November 30, 2019
— ☭The Absolute Worst Tracer☭ (@ThatPersonEddie) November 30, 2019
Imagine being charmed by this
— Sips (@MindOfBencia) November 30, 2019
I want to die
— Rob Crudités (@MeteorPen) November 30, 2019
I always love my Christmas carols in the form of disingenuous political propaganda, sure.
— Meh. (@notokaywithit) December 1, 2019
End my suffering
— PopeYeetimus (@PYeetimus) November 30, 2019
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
— Ole Jack Burton always says… ☭ (@JackieBurtons) December 1, 2019
eyerolled so hard i caught a glimpse of my own brain
— zipline thread appreciator (@Dick_Archer) November 30, 2019
you don’t have to do this
— ice cream (@DCCrackhead) November 30, 2019
I don't feel guilty for smoking cigarettes occasionally anymore because this post already gave me cancer.
— Forest of Beasts (@ForestofBeasts) November 30, 2019
Oh god she's gonna lose to Trump isn't she
— dijkstra's (@damrider11) November 30, 2019
Surely this will stop Donald Trump, if he cringed so hard it gave him a stroke
— Diasporadic (@Tihkallisti) November 30, 2019
Jesus Christ how do you walk through life like this
— 0d0 (@GarbageCrow) November 30, 2019
I cringed so hard I threw my back out ?
— Warm Christmas cookies baking in the gulag? (@BeebopGulags) November 30, 2019
This hurts me physically
— Trilly Zane (@Popular_Wobbly0) November 30, 2019
Oh come on Liz- this ranks up there with Hillary's "Pokemon go to the polls" Schick.
Ridiculous— Penny Lane (@mizpennylane20) December 1, 2019
I hate this so much
— Monkey (@PostinMonkey) November 30, 2019
Everyone: Pete has the most cringe campaign with that stupid dance.
Lyin Liz’s supporters: pic.twitter.com/WcAFcpLTi0— Attack Lizard (@MingusYaDingus) November 30, 2019
I've found it. A Christmas song worse than that Paul McCartney monstrosity.
— Attila the Honeybun, Emperor of the Catriarchy (@TimMansplainsIt) November 30, 2019
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 19, 2019
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