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'Outstanding': Mitch McConnell's official account is now selling 'Cocaine Mitch' T-shirts

As plenty of people on Twitter noticed recently, opponents of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell keep giving him nicknames that make him sound even more awesome. Sen. Dick Durbin dubbed him Nuclear Mitch, which sounds great, and Sen. Chuck Schumer called him “the grim reaper,” which he’s proudly run with, saying he’s happy to be the grim reaper when it comes to the Democrats’ “socialist schemes.”

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But the nickname that’s really stuck is Cocaine Mitch, and now his team has put the famous Cocaine Mitch meme on a T-shirt and are selling it.

Be an official member of Mitch McConnell’s cartel — that’s classic.

It’s Merrick Garland, God rest his soul.

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We’ll take a grim reaper hoodie too as soon as they’re ready.


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