A tweet from Sesame Street has gone viral today, in part because it doesn’t necessarily have a good outcome; here are four of your favorite Muppet friends, but you only get to pick one to be stranded with on a desert island.
That’s a lot for a little kid to mull over (actually it’s not, everyone loves Grover), but the adults got in on the conversation too.
You’re stuck on a deserted island and you can pick one of these Sesame Street friends to come with you. Who are you picking and why? ? pic.twitter.com/bGjF7Bx5Xo
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) March 18, 2019
Cookie Monster. He's big and has a cookie diet so his fatty meat will sustain me the longest. https://t.co/TU1D6rq1n3
— neontaster (@neontaster) March 18, 2019
Elmo, because he's the only one i would be able to kill and eat easily and without any remorse https://t.co/eBTo3VZvME
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) March 18, 2019
Cookie Monster. Fattest of the Bunch. Best food source. Will last longest. https://t.co/lmQSTGln0z
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 18, 2019
Elmo.
No guilt whatsoever eating him to stay alive, bones and all. https://t.co/0EJwnxR4p2
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) March 18, 2019
Cookie Monster. He’s the biggest; I bet he’d make a great sleeping bag. https://t.co/2ZoEc1xQ4r
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 18, 2019
Cookie Monster.
My dude has a limitless supply of cookies on him at all times. https://t.co/jslzNltcxH
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) March 18, 2019
Probably not the one that would be completely strung out after one day because there are no naturally occurring cookies on said island. https://t.co/5A6wZtDcKJ
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) March 18, 2019
Cookie Monster is the only choice because he never actually eats the cookie he just crushes them with his teeth and moves on which means he wouldn't eat any of the food. Anyone who votes for anything else is a cop and a liar. https://t.co/xDA7Xho5O4
— Memo Grajeda: Mall Cop 3 (@MallMemo) March 18, 2019
Elmo, because there's no way they're letting him go missing that long. https://t.co/DFQb5atiAm
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 18, 2019
Grover. Because I’d quickly kill the other annoying arseholes and dump their bodies into the sea. After stripping them for food. https://t.co/WTvG8BiMNh
— Daniel Best (@20thCenturyDan) March 18, 2019
I obviously follow a bunch of sickos who would …. eat a puppet if stuck on a deserted island smh
(looking at you @redsteeze @neontaster @BecketAdams) https://t.co/FcOLyndbC8— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) March 18, 2019
Cookie Monster is the Wagyu beef of Muppets, probably, but I'd feel the least bad about murdering Elmo. https://t.co/H00eR58nZG
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) March 18, 2019
Elmo. He's the only one I wouldn't feel guilty about eating to survive. https://t.co/zn2wfy86CE
— Jay Tee Ell Oh Ell (@jtLOL) March 18, 2019
The blatant "yellow peril" bias against Big Bird is disgusting to see. https://t.co/QqkWvx9ikM
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) March 18, 2019
I bet Big Bird is chewy. https://t.co/tblNNgxNya
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) March 18, 2019
Oscar because talking with him will be as close to being on Twitter as it gets. https://t.co/zRSTPh538Y
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) March 18, 2019
Good point.
Big Bird on the chopping block: Hulking yellow Muppet once again plays point man for PBS in budget fight https://t.co/q9mo8tyMv0
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 16, 2017
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