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Hooray for feminism! SNL writer offers oral sex to anyone who punches Covington student in the face

We’ve already heard plenty about how the student at the center of the Covington Catholic High School video has a punchable face, but the D.C. Chronicle reports that “Saturday Night Live” writer Sarah Beattie offered oral sex to anyone who would punch that face.

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We guess that would be shocking, but we’re old enough to remember when Nina Burleigh offered President Bill Clinton oral sex as a reward for keeping abortion legal, and that was a while ago.

Here’s a screenshot courtesy of the D.C. Chronicle — the tweet’s since been deleted:

Like we said, that tweet was deleted, but this one stands, so it’s not as though new video of the incident made her rescind her offer:

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Comedy writer, huh? No wonder late-night comedy is dead.


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