We’ve had more of our share of bomb threats recently, so it looked like more bad news when the Miami Herald reported that a suspicious package had been found at the Miami office of the Democratic Party.
BREAKING: Suspicious package under investigation at Miami office of Democratic Party https://t.co/ssd61T5Phg pic.twitter.com/ifPuEhZ2qb
— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) October 31, 2018
Police were called, and an exhaustive investigation revealed that the suspicious package contained … Bill Nelson campaign bumper stickers.
UPDATE: Suspicious package turns out to be Bill Nelson bumper stickers at Miami office of Democratic Party https://t.co/ssd61T5Phg pic.twitter.com/Kfn2C0s3OP
— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) October 31, 2018
Here's what the suspicious package turned out to be https://t.co/ssd61T5Phg pic.twitter.com/6rAsChugm5
— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) October 31, 2018
Someone wants stickers promoting Bill Nelson for Florida governor? That is suspicious. Who would print these?
— GrilledTomatoes (@TomatoesGrilled) October 31, 2018
???????????
— David White (@DavidWh23627661) October 31, 2018
It's terrifying!
— Sandy Parker (@RHWOOBsandy) October 31, 2018
In all fairness, anything involving Bill Nelson is suspicious.
— Big Apple Infidel ? (@BigAppleInfidel) October 31, 2018
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Need the bomb squad asap
— Pumpkin Head ?? ? (@Gohangoldenboy) October 31, 2018
Yeah, let them dispose of these things properly.
Blow it up just in case. ?
— ?? ? Sp??ky Lisa McMerica??? (@LisaMcGov) October 31, 2018
So, it really is suspicious then.
— Bonny Wright? (@miamivandynyu) October 31, 2018
That’s actually worse…
— Anthony Jr. (@aaprojr) October 31, 2018
Bill Nelson has bomb envy ???????????????
— Flag of Freedom (@FlagofFreedom4) October 31, 2018
Parody can’t keep up with real life
— RangerSyl (@RangerSyl) October 31, 2018
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Florida Sen. Bill Nelson says political divide in US reminds him of the Rwandan genocide https://t.co/k5WVfUmIeO
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 30, 2018
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