This take from Thor Benson, a writer who’s been featured in The Daily Beast and Rolling Stone, was literally hot, though.
Go for it, guy. It’s your right. But we’re not sure why he dedicated his schtick to Tomi Lahren — show us on the doll where Tomi triggered you.
Umm … brave?
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) July 5, 2018
Go ahead and burn it if it's yours.
It's your right to reveal yourself to be a tool.
— (((L.N. Smithee))) (@LNSmithee) July 5, 2018
— B_BNKS (@B_BNKS) July 5, 2018
Your courage is an inspiration to everyone, I'm sure.
— Goldens Rule (@jamesbranch3) July 5, 2018
Well, aren't you the brave little soy boy
— Randy Bowen?? (@Damnoldguy) July 5, 2018
Wow you are so badass.
— jshay9178⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@jshay9178) July 5, 2018
Now, invite some Muslim friends over and draw a cartoon of Mohammed, you renegade maverick!
— Chris Arrr (@capitalistpeeg) July 5, 2018
Careful you don't want to singe your lashes.
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 5, 2018
What a waste of the name 'Thor'
— Grimsby (@D_Grimsby) July 5, 2018
If you're going to go for the outrage-viral tweet… at least invest in a full-size flag.
— Overtaxed (@overtaxed1000) July 5, 2018
Do I see a fence around that property? Hmmm.
PS I hope you didn't get hurt playing with matches.
— ⚔️KC ??️⚔️ (@KcCliff) July 5, 2018
Nice borders you're surrounded by while FREELY expressing your 1st Amendment FREEDOM…..
— ?The Peoples Elbow? (@SaraRucraZy) July 5, 2018
Why is your property fenced? Tear down that fence.
— Larry B (@LarryB_Toronto) July 5, 2018
You should burn that shirt.
— ?King of Kings? (@habotdat) July 5, 2018
"I'm doing it for a twitter picture, mom!"
— David R. Fuller (@DavidFuller39) July 5, 2018
Wow… you're as edgy as a nerf ball.
— Gary Carlo (@GaryACarlo) July 5, 2018
I haven't seen anything this hardcore since MC Hammer stripped off the puffy-pants and threw on a Raiders beanie.
— ShifuSnake (@Shifu_Snake) July 5, 2018
Is that the Democratic platform for the midterms?
— Golan ?????? ✈ (@GolanBu1) July 5, 2018
Man, I'm sorry you aren't getting that attention you need. I'd offer up some dating sites or advice, but I'm sure friends have already reached out.
Hopefully you can find that someone who fulfills your attention needs so you don't have to be desperate on Twitter.
— CKent (@CKentDP) July 5, 2018
Is this lame?
— I Poll Your Tweets (@Ipollyourtweets) July 5, 2018
And yet, nobody threw a drink in your face.
Nobody stole your clothing.
Nobody screamed at you while you ate a meal with your family.
Nobody called you a Nazi.
Nobody told you that you support the murder of children.#HappyFourth to you as well.
PS: Nice fence!!
— Violated Norm (@BillySullivan7) July 5, 2018
For what it’s worth, we didn’t see Lahren reply to this stunt; instead, she posted the story of Coast Guard member folding a flag that had been torn down from its flagpole by passerby.
Happy Independence Day! https://t.co/p17pZ2Xhoj
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) July 4, 2018
Last week, WALA-TV revealed that it was Kees Anderson, a 24-year-old U.S. Coast Guard member who works at the guard’s aviation training center in Mobile, who came across the flag while out with his friend, Nikki Thompson.
Anderson proudly wears the flag on his uniform every day, he said, and saw the encounter as another way to serve his country.
“I’m in the Coast Guard – search and rescue. That’s our jam. That’s what we do,” he said. “So…of course, it means a lot to me.”
Maybe learn how to fold a flag properly if you want to get Lahren’s attention.
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 2, 2015