Gangsta: 6-year-old Santa skeptic spits straight fire in class assignment

Sarah McCammon of NPR says her 6-year-old Santa skeptic was assigned to write a letter to Santa in school, and she posted the result to Twitter. We’d say this kid is going on the naughty list, but who knows — maybe Santa was impressed by the candor (or intimidated by the skulls drawn in the margins).

https://twitter.com/sarahmccammon/status/937468444945080321

The letter reads:

Dear Santa,

Santa Im only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. and your life is emty. You don’t know the trouble Ive had in my life. Good bye.

love

Im not telling you my name

PS – the "troubles" in his life? His brother. Don't call child services. ?

— Sarah McCammon ?? (@sarahmccammon) December 3, 2017

https://twitter.com/laurentheanimal/status/937879119907434497

"Margin art: wreaths and skulls." https://t.co/PUVnjCtIKN

— Beth Francesco (@BethFrancesco) December 4, 2017

The wreaths and the skulls make this dead-on appreciation of Christmas even sweeter….. https://t.co/BgpPRpxifL

— alan h (@buzzalan65) December 5, 2017

I know what I’m reading to my nieces and nephews as their Christmas Eve bedtime story. https://t.co/hDatN8sSG7

— Dan Browning (@danbrowning) December 6, 2017

Oh yikes, why did he go off ? https://t.co/xSIA4HIcce

— kelsie jo (@kelsiepyles) December 5, 2017

6 yr old to Santa – you don’t know the troubles in my life https://t.co/jw2tko7duz

— Derrick Marrow (@D_Anthony_M) December 4, 2017

My man is fed up ?? https://t.co/JYtqXjzRd8

— Ashley (@_cuzimaPRINCESS) December 5, 2017

'And your life is empty' – this is possibly the most gangsta 6 year old ever. https://t.co/Cq84e1kjRD

— Bangs and a Bun (@BangsandaBun) December 5, 2017

Santa, your life is emty. https://t.co/DpPB4rnvwK

— Jonathan Teghtmeyer (@atypicalalbertn) December 5, 2017

(Scene: North Pole. Santa reads this letter. His lower lip quivers)
Santa: Maybe my life IS emty…
(a single tear courses down his face) https://t.co/lUIL4DuR9Q

— Emily Dagger (@AbbottRabbit) December 4, 2017

Santa don't know the struggle https://t.co/gPMWQP6Nxd

— cK (@Mendaa2) December 5, 2017

Cynic of the year https://t.co/IdYXKoLLWe

— Megan Buckland (@buckland_megan) December 5, 2017

Preach ?? https://t.co/E6myT1sINV

— Bryan Betke (@BryanBetke) December 6, 2017

This is a level of Goth I genuinely aspired to – and FAILED TO REACH – as a teenager, OMG. https://t.co/rRwiVBr8OK

— Version K.0 (@twistedsoup) December 4, 2017

This is the most emo thing I’ve seen and I exist https://t.co/pdsoQvNEOU

— ray toro’s nephew, ryder (@venomondenim) December 5, 2017

This child is going to rule a kingdom somewhere one day and we better not poke this bear. ? https://t.co/kibG2fBBMd

— Jessica Jewett Jones (@JJ9828) December 5, 2017

This kid's gonna do great on Twitter one day. https://t.co/ENZpQ5Sh8H

— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) December 5, 2017

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