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Like a dance: Teen poet hacks into New York Times, sneaks Hillary fan fiction into print

Thanks to Sean Davis of the Federalist for passing along this “dare you not to laugh” challenge, courtesy of the New York Times.

In a report on Hillary Clinton’s weekend campaign swing through Florida, which was marred by a quick downpour, Michael Barbaro found something beautiful — or, as Mollie Hemingway put it, “borderline NSFW.”


In case that last bit didn’t show up, here’s a selection from the piece:

Her arms thrust skyward, one after the other, in what starts to feel like a dance.

There’s an unfamiliar sense of abandon and joy.

The rain grows heavier. Her wet clothes turn a shade darker …

Annnd we’re out.



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