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Second look at a third party? New poll places dead gorilla ahead of Green Party candidate

Public Policy Polling’s findings are usually palatable with quite a few grains of salt, but even PPP knows that entertainment is tough to come by on a Saturday night if you’re a politics junkie.

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Just hurry up with the post-convention numbers … who’s going to win this thing?

That’s the full field, but what if you add Harambe, the gorilla shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo, to the mix?

Who wants to break it to the Green Party’s candidate that she’s losing to a dead gorilla?

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One-hundred percent of people who have read this far understand why PPP’s social lives really do suck.

 

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