Second look at a third party? New poll places dead gorilla ahead of Green Party candidate

Public Policy Polling’s findings are usually palatable with quite a few grains of salt, but even PPP knows that entertainment is tough to come by on a Saturday night if you’re a politics junkie.

Because our social lives suck we're going to get out our post-conventions national poll in the next hour or two. Happy Saturday Night!

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

Will have poll up by 10:30, get hype for polls on a Saturday night woooooooo

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

Just hurry up with the post-convention numbers … who’s going to win this thing?

Our new national poll finds Hillary Clinton hitting 50%- leads Donald Trump 50-45 in the head to head: https://t.co/ZauktuqbHF

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

In the full field Clinton leads with 46% to 41% for Trump with Gary Johnson at 6% and Jill Stein at 2%: https://t.co/ZauktuqbHF

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

That’s the full field, but what if you add Harambe, the gorilla shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo, to the mix?

Support for President: Gary Johnson 6%, Harambe 5%, Jill Stein 2%

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

Who wants to break it to the Green Party’s candidate that she’s losing to a dead gorilla?

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Clinton is the favorite. But Trump voters hate her too much for this to be a landslide. As the next 3 tweets will show…

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

1) 74% of Trump voters nationally think Clinton should be in jail, only 12% disagree: https://t.co/ZauktuqbHF

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

2) By a 66/22 margin Trump voters say Hillary Clinton is a bigger threat to the United States than Russia: https://t.co/ZauktuqbHF

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

3) 33% of Trump voters think Clinton has ties to Lucifer. 36% don't, 31% aren't sure: https://t.co/ZauktuqbHF

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

One-hundred percent of people who have read this far understand why PPP’s social lives really do suck.