Actor Kumail Nanjiani (“Sex Tape,” “Hot Tub Time Machine 2”) is an actor, not a reporter, so he’s not obliged to follow the new Associated Press guidelines calling for climate change deniers to instead be called “doubters” or “those who reject mainstream climate science.”
Nanjiani actually posted this tweet yesterday, but with Pope Francis currently celebrating Mass in Washington and the nation’s thoughts turned toward the eternal, something about it just seemed right for the occasion.
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/646477808378646528
https://twitter.com/joey__t/status/646477996564574208
@kumailn they still call it global warming though. All their arguments are based on "if it exists, why am i not on fire now?"
— Ross (@RossDalyRMJ) September 23, 2015
@kumailn clever and nice wow
— mar (@marmarladee) September 23, 2015
@kumailn tell em, Kumail! ?
??— LaurensCoolOk? (@KnoWonYuno) September 23, 2015
@kumailn your tweets are so on point.
— Rev. Donut (she/her) (@FeministDonut) September 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/gmoneywins/status/646480431249027076
@kumailn I say we feed them to the polar bears that are starving as a result of the climate change they're denying. Jim Inhofe goes first.
— plurasaurlophus (@MissChievous918) September 23, 2015
@kumailn I'd rather they freeze here then burn in hell.
— Cole (@cbkreider) September 23, 2015
@kumailn They get the frozen circle, and an eternity of no one hearing them say "See? I told you!"
— Robert McNees (@mcnees) September 23, 2015
Even faced with an eternity in Hell, the doubters are a stubborn bunch.
https://twitter.com/JordoMuise/status/646483287712661504
https://twitter.com/JaxJoey/status/646494062070009856
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