Hillary Clinton was undoubtedly one of the Iowa State Fair’s main attractions Friday evening, drawing a solid crowd away from the deep fried Twinkie booth long enough to hear her perform some of her classic material, such as “vast right-wing conspiracy” and “partisan witch hunt.”
Clinton’s appearance at the fair went over so well that in the next couple of years, if she’s not in the White House or prison, she should consider launching her own carnival, complete with these (printable) #HillaryStateFairAttractions.
#HillaryStateFairAttractions Planned Parenthood House Of Horror
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/khu455/status/632359635492687872
#HillaryStateFairAttractions It's A Small Cell
— BAH! Humbuggery… (@thehiredmind) August 15, 2015
Funnel money to my foundation cake #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— mrskimp (@mrskimp_) August 15, 2015
Greased pig in a pantsuit wrestling #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Thomas (@LvmattMds) August 15, 2015
Guess that cankle weight #HillaryStateFairAttractions pic.twitter.com/5TwKqc9GT7
— Daddy Zach (@NatteringNinny) August 15, 2015
Cattle futures #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Thomas (@LvmattMds) August 15, 2015
Bill's Three Legged Race #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 15, 2015
Yellowcake eating contest, sponsored by her friends from the uranium mines. #HillaryStateFairAttractions #tcot
— Jami (@Jami_USA) August 15, 2015
Big House Slide #HillaryStateFairAttractions pic.twitter.com/STQfx6ho4g
— ??Island Of Mushfit Toys?? (@MushKat) August 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/AmericanGypsea/status/632365315880456193
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Whack a server #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— ?Autumn Salty ~ Lover of pumpkin.?? (@SaltySaidit) August 15, 2015
#HillaryStateFairAttractions Bill-O's Tilt-A-Girl
— Natasha Fatale, P?ttsylvanian B?mbshell (@N_Fatale) August 15, 2015
Server Shooting Gallery #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Dick J Zucker (@DickZucker) August 15, 2015
Intern Toss Under a Bus #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— mrskimp (@mrskimp_) August 15, 2015
#HillaryStateFairAttractions Sniper fire dodging
— Paula (@paula_carvin) August 15, 2015
#HillaryStateFairAttractions Benghazi Tunnel of Horrors
— Natasha Fatale, P?ttsylvanian B?mbshell (@N_Fatale) August 15, 2015
#HillaryStateFairAttractions Lewinski mud wrestling. #oink
— Old Brown Shoe Navy (@classicNavalAir) August 15, 2015
#HillaryStateFairAttractions Fresh Horndogs
— Rob Womack (@Rojowo) August 15, 2015
Tunnel of Subpoenas #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 15, 2015
THRILLARY…LIVE!!! #HillaryStateFairAttractions pic.twitter.com/JXTgB9nd0T
— ?©️®️™️ (@TTB_72) August 15, 2015
#HillaryStateFairAttractions Hide-the-Thumb-Drive
— Natasha Fatale, P?ttsylvanian B?mbshell (@N_Fatale) August 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/coachbryer/status/632372993482752000
Huma Weiner On A Stick#HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Bob ن (@BobHicks_) August 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheMightyComet/status/632373431275655168
The Tilt-A-Law #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 15, 2015
Hall of Vast Right Wing Conspiracies #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Check It Outer (@CheckItOuter) August 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheMightyComet/status/632375070535450624
https://twitter.com/rachelfromohio/status/632375288815599616
Deep Fried Server On A Stick #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) August 15, 2015
Southern-Fried Accents #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Sean Moore (@morelikeregular) August 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/davilch/status/632376240633090048
Squee Ball <MSM> #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Concrete Charlie (@JumpyNelson) August 15, 2015
What Difference Does It Make Your Own Sundae Booth #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Living 518 (@Falze_AMB) August 15, 2015
Fried Dough – $225,000 #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Living 518 (@Falze_AMB) August 15, 2015
Popularity Freefall #HillaryStateFairAttractions
— Dillon (@000Dillon000) August 15, 2015
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