Now that notorious high school bully Mitt Romney has announced he’ll be skipping a third run for the White House, the Boston Globe will print on Sunday a lengthy profile of Republican presidential candidate Gov. Jeb Bush and his high school shenanigans, dating back to 1967. What will we learn from this? As The Hill neatly summarizes in its headline, “Jeb Bush was a pot-smoking bully, say former classmates.”
Jeb Bush smoked pot, was a bully in high school according to former classmates: http://t.co/9Qh9H05UJo pic.twitter.com/GyE72N4K0b
— The Hill (@thehill) January 31, 2015
You dig for this and not transcripts? @thehill Jeb Bush smoked pot, was a bully in high school according to former classmates
— SalenaZito (@SalenaZito) January 31, 2015
President Obama’s transcripts? No. The type of bathrobe Sen. Ted Cruz wore in college? Paisley.
Who else has had enough of this kind of “reporting”? Rick Wilson, among many others.
Oh FFS. @thehill: Jeb Bush was a pot-smoking bully, former classmates reveal in new profile: http://t.co/wokLE1Y9uZ pic.twitter.com/YlHcCT9oAK
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
Stand by for more Moments In Great Journalism. "Jeb Bush once wore sandals!"
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
Because trust me, if it wasn't Jeb, it'd be Walker. Or Cruz. Or Marco. Or Paul. Or whomever.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
@TheRickWilson @thehill Obama did coke and ate a dog. Your question is invalid.
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) January 31, 2015
Dog eating crack slinging Chairman of the Choom Gang: youthful indiscretions. Jeb smoked weed in the 70s? ZOMG DISQUALIFIED!
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
More moments in Great Journalism "Jeb wore an all-white Miami Vice-style suit with an open collar shirt in the early 80s"
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
"State troopers claim Hillary beat Bill with a frying pan." "Trailer park rumor," says the media. Jeb smoked weed? International Drug Lord.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
"I was under sniper fire in Bosnia" was just a slip of the tongue. Smoking weed and playing "Magic Carpet Ride" Says So Much.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
@TheRickWilson and the story Hillary told about Chelsea's whereabouts on 9/11 versus where Chelsea said she was. another slip of the tongue?
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) January 31, 2015
"Scott Walker pushed a kid on the playground in middle school…will he abuse our nation in the same way?"
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
"Chris Christie clearly enjoys Italian food…could this indicate MOB TIES?"
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 31, 2015
Ah, we’re starting the “this Republican once ate too many Cheerios” game, which is designed to make the stupid say, “SEE, CONSERVATIVES!”
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) January 31, 2015
Sources say that Marco Rubio once slammed the remote in frustration after a Dolphins loss #hothead @TheRickWilson
— Bill Gullan (@billgullan) January 31, 2015
Jeb Bush is such a bully he *twice* leaked sealed divorce records of opponents to win. Oh wait – that was Obama?! Nevermind- it's OK then.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) January 31, 2015
BREAKING: On a family road trip, Jeb Bush once filled his pants with kittens.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) January 31, 2015
https://twitter.com/shaketiller/status/561355873625182208
@shaketiller He only put them there because there WAS A HUMAN HEAD IN THE GLOVE BOX! True story.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) January 31, 2015
https://twitter.com/shaketiller/status/561356599944421376
Frankly, I don’t care what anyone did in high school, whether they’re in politics or not. The Boston Globe is ridiculous.
— Peter Cook (@_Peter_Cook) January 31, 2015
We don’t either. We just wish he’d quit smoking whatever it is that makes him support amnesty and Common Core.
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