Software developer? Web designer? Twitter suggests #NextJobForSebelius

As Twitchy reported, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius resigned today, with her replacement to be announced Friday. We can only imagine where she’ll take her talents next.

@ellencarmichael #NextJobForSebelius Software Developer! #ZING

— Political Capital (@PolitcalCapitaI) April 10, 2014

That’s a good one.

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/454390599102496768

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/454390936634933248

Chimp wrangler, Kansas City Zoo. #NextJobForSebelius

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) April 10, 2014

How about something in management?

Manager of the Mets #NextJobForSebelius

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) April 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/orion99da/status/454391583081631745

#NextJobForSebelius Manager of Nickelback

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) April 10, 2014

Night Manager. Denny's. Palatka, FL. #NextJobForSebelius

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 10, 2014

Brandeis University CIO #NextJobForSebelius

— NancyBellicec (@Nancy_Bellicec) April 10, 2014

CEO of Cover Oregon #NextJobforSebelius

— Andrew Malcolm (@andrewlmalcolm) April 10, 2014

Working in an administrative position the Kentucky prison system to help exiting inmates enroll in #Obamacare. #NextJobForSebelius

— Sister Toldjah ? (@sistertoldjah) April 10, 2014

DC Office job, @OFA. #NextJobForSebelius

— Mike (@ThePantau) April 10, 2014

Campaign manager, Harry "ObamaCare is Wonderful" Reid in 2016 #NextJobForSebelius

— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) April 10, 2014

Host of The Colbert Report #NextJobForSebelius

— Andrew Malcolm (@andrewlmalcolm) April 10, 2014

#NextJobForSebelius Planned Parenthood fundraiser. Oh wait..

— Michael New (@Michael_J_New) April 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/orion99da/status/454393312489639936

Rev Al’s Security Detail. #NextJobForSebelius

— Mike (@ICUStat) April 10, 2014

#NextJobForSebelius MSNBC host

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) April 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/orion99da/status/454393858135035904

Hillary's running mate because failure is a resume enhancement for the left. #ParticipationTrophy #NextJobForSebelius

— Helen Wheels (@txtiger1) April 10, 2014

#NextJobForSebelius "Welcome to Walmart".

— Nels (@debitking) April 10, 2014

#NextJobForSebelius I'm thinking something to do with numbers.

— woot6 (@woot6) April 10, 2014

#NextJobForSebelius – Health Editor at @voxdotcom

— Leslie ن (@LADowd) April 10, 2014

Who else would be better qualified to clean-up @hardball_chris spittle? #NextJobForSebelius

— Mike (@ICUStat) April 10, 2014

She needs a place that will reflect her accomplishments in making Obamacare what it is today.

DMV efficiency architect #NextJobForSebelius

— Milton Friedman (@LiberalNonsense) April 10, 2014