Breaking news from CNN: The Boeing 777 needs fuel to fly

We know it’s still a “developing story” to CNN, but Katie Pavlich seems pretty sure it’s old news that a jet without fuel will “struggle to maintain altitude.”

@KatiePavlich nice!

— Armando Alvarez (@ArmandoAlvarez) March 31, 2014

@KatiePavlich do I detect just the slightest touch of sarcasm?

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) March 31, 2014

@KatiePavlich but could they fly without fuel, in a black hole??? #Hashtag

— Johnny Knoxville (@jknoxville) April 1, 2014

No. CNN’s looked into that one already.

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