Patrick Stewart makes us feel a little better about being spied on

Well, President Obama did say yesterday that the government’s PRISM program doesn’t apply to U.S. citizens. In other words, that knighthood won’t do you any good here, Sir Patrick Stewart. There’s no denying the man’s talent, though; he’s managed to find a way to make reports of massive government spying on its own citizens entertaining.

I should have never switched to Verizon. #NSA pic.twitter.com/iJLRnfrxH0

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) June 7, 2013

@SirPatStew that's just a stock photo

— Mark McAndrew (@markmcan) June 7, 2013

@SirPatStew @Data2364 First Contract?

— Matt Sutherland (@melakfilms2011) June 8, 2013