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Democrats pull out old 'absurdist poet' attack

In the most high-concept use of line breaks since Target started sending out books of “haiku-pons,” the Democratic Party today released some “absurdist poetry” by Mitt Romney. Is he a poet, or just — cue dramatic prairie dog — a candidate with something to hide?

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Two things strike us. First, when handily transcribed like this, Romney’s explanation certainly does read like plain English. Second, considering the source, it look less like a poem than a teleprompter script.

We don’t know if absurdist poetry is going to connect with the voters, but it did elicit a couple of responses.

https://twitter.com/JustAnotherMo/status/225694294101590017

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