'YOU take YOUR seat': Here's a close-up of President Biden's step-by-step instructions

To be fair, we don’t know if previous presidents have received similar sets of instructions, but we’ve also never before wondered if the president needed this level of detail. “YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants. YOU take YOUR seat.” And finally, “YOU depart.”

👀 White House instructions to Biden: "YOU take YOUR seat." pic.twitter.com/PyqN0zW3n8

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 23, 2022

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— True Patriot (@TruePatriot8472) June 23, 2022

"YOU inhale. YOU exhale. YOU inhale. YOU exhale." https://t.co/zDuPWlIHJp

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) June 23, 2022

The first one instructs him to say hello. Holy shit.

— Reclaiming My Everything (@WhyIsKorisTaken) June 23, 2022

YOU eat your tapioca.

— Dr. Kitty Muffins (@catfanatic3000) June 23, 2022

YOU sit on bike

YOU pedal YOUR pedals

YOU stop peddling

YOU step off bike.

— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) June 23, 2022

It's like a guided meditation app

— 𝚂𝚘𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚓 (@TheSocrateej) June 23, 2022

YOU: Keep saying the economy is great..

— Mice Helium (@RR8871R) June 23, 2022

81 Million Votes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Steve Robinson’s Rules (@robinson_rules) June 23, 2022

Please don't tell me the last instruction "YOU depart"

— Captain Stacks (@StacksCaptain) June 23, 2022

Yup. If they don't instruct him to depart, he'll stay there and keep trying to shake hands with the ghosts attending his press conference.

— We Love Dogs (@taleofterrier) June 23, 2022

No way that’s real

— Anthony Ottaviano (@OverTimeHD) June 23, 2022

DAYUM Google you COLD! 😂 pic.twitter.com/vXMlcgZVUW

— The Bloodstone™🎸🔭 (@BS2KZ) June 23, 2022

It didn't tell him when he could pee. Hope they got that covered.

— Solomon Grundy 🇬🇧 (@Solly_Gratia) June 23, 2022

YOU don’t allow the list to face the camera. Oops.

— Will Santos (@WillSantos113) June 23, 2022

this is like instructions for a toddler

oh…wait

— gosuprime (@gosuprime21) June 23, 2022

You know…I would be more comfortable just having the handlers do all the official business from now on. We don’t need Biden anymore.

— Brandon Boucher (@bdboucher1120) June 23, 2022

Some are saying that’s just good advance work by his handlers, but as we said above, we never assumed a president needed so much handling until this one.

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Behind the scenes: Photo appears to show President Biden’s ‘cheat sheet’ for his first press conference https://t.co/qkwiRUx0pV

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 26, 2021