According to Fox News, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem posted a photo of herself firing a flamethrower to Instagram with the caption, “Is it too late to add something to my Christmas list ….” So, yes, the picture below is real, and it’s spectacular. We don’t know why she has a flamethrower (do you need a reason?), but “a spokesperson for Noem told Fox News that the flamethrower is not hers.”
— Philip Melanchthon Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann) December 22, 2020
And my vote
— Peter Clemenza (@PeterClemenza17) December 22, 2020
I didn't know if I could like her even more.
— HolyCow (@HolyCow42) December 22, 2020
I am now a lesbian
— Kristin (@KiKi1185) December 22, 2020
Eventually my husband will leave me to go stalk her. It is just a matter of time. ??
— Mrs Done (@finished_done) December 22, 2020
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 22, 2020
That's standard issue, I hear it's actually part of the welcome packet when move to South Dakota.
— Northern Kentucky T-Rex Breeders (@NKYTrexBreeder) December 22, 2020
— Scotty Jolly Christmas (@Scottergate) December 22, 2020
Now she has a flamethrower, ho ho ho.
— Aaron Ammerman (@AmmerTime) December 22, 2020
— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) December 22, 2020
That’s it. I’m moving there
— Bill Jackson (@BillnotPhil) December 22, 2020
She is making us love her even more! ?
— The Right People (@JBrunemeier) December 22, 2020
— TPS Report Creator (@ohiomanblotter) December 22, 2020
Not seeing a problem
— Scott "Aut cum scuto aut in scuto" (@ScottC20012) December 22, 2020
She is a flame-throwing gal. I tip my hat to her!
— Jonathan Christman (@jwchristman) December 22, 2020
Noem is my pick for 2024!
— Joe Patriot (@JoePatr45403569) December 22, 2020
Noem appeared at Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit this past weekend and declined to answer the question of whether she was planning to run in 2024 … so there’s a chance.
Sometimes a girl just needs a flamethrower.
— sje (@SEllisonJ) December 22, 2020
My God, I didn’t think I could have a bigger crush on her than I currently do , and yet here we are.
— Dr. Deep State, Esq, MPA. (@dattmyar) December 22, 2020
She was already our hottest elected official.
— Kid Confusion (@KidConfusion) December 22, 2020
I want her as my governor. Mine is killing small business bars in a state that economically depends on its nightlife.
— Jake Dunand (@omegacloud) December 22, 2020
And that's just for lighting her cigars.
— Sheik Yerbouti (@YerboutiSheik) December 22, 2020
Can she point it towards the shamulus bill ????
— AMH (@Shelle111) December 22, 2020
Congress needs one to burn the #porkulus
— DrChumpDeplorable, Esq (@PyroFan8) December 22, 2020
This is my president
— Logan Sajdowitz ??? (@logan_sajdowitz) December 22, 2020
— Dr. Gray (@sombrelyric) December 22, 2020
— Dr. Man-Bear-Pig (@Man_Bear_Pig3) December 22, 2020
— Daisy May Moses (@jenniegarner58) December 22, 2020
Now everyone is going to want a flamethrower for Christmas.
Business Insider: People are already 'misusing' Elon Musk's Not-a-Flamethrower https://t.co/E3ZS7K092h
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 11, 2018