We’d like to thank Hillary Clinton for reminding us it’s her birthday, and we’d also like to thank Daily Beast media reporter Max Tani for reminding us that the country is going to be shut down if President Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell try to ram through a Supreme Court appointment before Nov. 3. At least that’s according to writer, producer, and playwright Beau Willimon, Airborne Toxic Event frontman Mikel Jollett, and whoever else they consider “we.” They scored a few thousand likes, so …
just a friendly reminder that the country is going to be shut down after about 8pm tonight, make sure you’ve taken care of everything you need to in advance pic.twitter.com/sG6dH8c97D
— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) October 26, 2020
— Neil Duggan (@neej) October 26, 2020
Hello Domino’s this is urgent
— Tom Weber (@tweber) October 26, 2020
Will Netflix still work?!
— Myles @🏡😷🏴☠️ (@byteme) October 26, 2020
Do i have time to run to the liquor store
— Angie (@angie22fleet) October 26, 2020
Wait. I just installed a new wireless router. Was that a waste of my time?
— Mark Rice😬 (@mark_rice_) October 26, 2020
Not great. I'm almost out of milk.
— Mitch McConnell's weird hands (@jimsthatguy) October 26, 2020
ET or PT? I still have so much to do
— Tim Baysinger (@tim_bays) October 26, 2020
One last Cheetos run
— Walter (@LongBeachBum) October 26, 2020
I have TP and Lysol!! Shut the MF'er down!!!!
— Hubbydadman (@Hubbydadman) October 26, 2020
— America Needs a constitutional convention (@NE_AD50) October 26, 2020
I really want to participate, but I have a job and I work tomorrow. Is there a way to express my unbridled, misguided, orange-driven hatred somewhere online? Perhaps a social media profile filter? I want to resist, but I have responsibilities.
— Craig Rader (@CraigRader) October 26, 2020
This would be funnier if leftists weren’t going to riot on election night no matter who wins.
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Speaking of rioting, here’s one more:
Six weeks ago https://t.co/seLwnmtEVC
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) October 26, 2020
Please be careful out there tonight, as "the entire fucking thing" is apparently going to be burned down. https://t.co/Ydbv0s4rek
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) October 26, 2020
After Newsweek’s botched hit job, Reuters is trying to tie Amy Coney Barrett’s faith to ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ https://t.co/QCyErMT7uV
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 22, 2020