There are a lot of questions going around about Hunter Biden — but you’d better not bring them up at one of the Democratic debates or Joe Biden will take you behind the gym. Joe’s not talking about his son, but fortunately, we have news organizations like ABC News who are able to track down slippery figures like Hunter Biden and find out … how awesome it is to get married after only six days.

This is what we were all wondering about:

Hunter Biden was not alone when he stepped out of the shadows in his first broadcast interview since drawing the ire of President Donald Trump. By his side was his new 33-year-old bride, Melissa Cohen Biden, whom he married in Los Angeles in May — just six days after they met.

When Hunter first met Melissa, he leveled with her about his past, including the tragic deaths of his mother, sister and brother, decades of struggling with addiction and a turbulent divorce. And yet, they are ready to face the future together.

“I instantly fell in love with her. And then I’ve fallen in love with her more every day,” Biden, 49, said.

Why go to rehab when image rehab will come to you?