Remember how excited all the Democrats were yesterday when Speaker Nancy Pelosi scheduled a press conference to announce a formal impeachment inquiry into President Trump? She’d been dragging her feet on it for years for some, and at last, Pelosi pulled the trigger … sort of.

We’re not sure what effect the “smoking gun” of the telephone call transcript with Ukraine’s president is having on people’s libidos Wednesday, but feminist writer Aubrey Hirsch apparently found the words “impeachment inquiry” spoken by Pelosi to be highly sexually charged.

Make sure to pin this and check back next summer:

So …

Absolutely not happening.