If there’s one thing we really enjoy about Twitchy, it’s seeing a blue-check comedian (most we’ve never heard of) remind us that your average Joe on Twitter is probably a much wittier person (and doesn’t have a staff to write his tweets, either).
Someone at Team Coco thought this skewed close enough to comedy to post:
How does Mitch McConnell sleep at night? I’m not being political here, I just don’t think he has eyelids. pic.twitter.com/3MVCTPHZ1O
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) July 29, 2019
We don’t know … how does Mitch McConnell sleep at night?
Instead of sheep he counts dozens and dozens of conservative judges he's gotten appointed to courts across the nation in record time. https://t.co/a7whFhaTJD
— Kayla Elizabeth (@VixenRogue) July 29, 2019
Yeah, he does. Meanwhile, poor Merrick Garland is taking a dirt nap somewhere, God rest his soul.
There you go!
— LadyHorn91 (@LadyHorn91) July 29, 2019
Thanks Harry Reid!
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) July 29, 2019
— Mary Magdalen (@Gr8LakesCzarina) July 29, 2019
Would give this two likes, if I could.
— Steven Jacobs (@StevenSJacobsCA) July 29, 2019
Cocaine Mitch never sleeps, in order to keep getting judges appointed and owning the libs. pic.twitter.com/mKsje7lzwq
— 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 🇺🇸 (@CCCinSC) July 29, 2019
You've been political for awhile now.
late/night shows are dead. I didn't agree with Leno or Letterman politically, but at least we could get a break from the world with them.
Now they're all MSNBC talking heads with subpar "funny"
— Aaron (@AARROONNNNN) July 29, 2019
Lol a late night TV host making fun of a republican!! Where did you come up with this fresh idea, pure genius!!
— .. (@Shdata425) July 29, 2019
Aren't you supposed to be funny? Do that.
— Millychesterton (@Theresa68351492) July 29, 2019
How do YOU sleep at night, Conan? pic.twitter.com/aR1zXBcJ6K
— noCHiz (@noCHiz3) July 29, 2019
On a pile of money in his gated mansion after all the illegal immigrants have scrubbed his toilets and picked the lettuce for his salad.
That'll show him! Bette Midler shows her support for Amy McGrath by shaming polio survivor Mitch McConnell over military discharge https://t.co/dgrk4M45Bv
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 11, 2019