If there’s one thing we really enjoy about Twitchy, it’s seeing a blue-check comedian (most we’ve never heard of) remind us that your average Joe on Twitter is probably a much wittier person (and doesn’t have a staff to write his tweets, either).
Someone at Team Coco thought this skewed close enough to comedy to post:
How does Mitch McConnell sleep at night? I’m not being political here, I just don’t think he has eyelids. pic.twitter.com/3MVCTPHZ1O
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) July 29, 2019
We don’t know … how does Mitch McConnell sleep at night?
Instead of sheep he counts dozens and dozens of conservative judges he's gotten appointed to courts across the nation in record time. https://t.co/a7whFhaTJD
— Kayla Elizabeth (@VixenRogue) July 29, 2019
Yeah, he does. Meanwhile, poor Merrick Garland is taking a dirt nap somewhere, God rest his soul.
There you go!
— LadyHorn91 (@LadyHorn91) July 29, 2019
Thanks Harry Reid!
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 29, 2019
#CocaineMitch FTW
— Mary Magdalen (@Gr8LakesCzarina) July 29, 2019
Would give this two likes, if I could.
— Steven Jacobs (@StevenSJacobsCA) July 29, 2019
Cocaine Mitch never sleeps, in order to keep getting judges appointed and owning the libs. pic.twitter.com/mKsje7lzwq
— ????? ?? (@CCCinSC) July 29, 2019
You've been political for awhile now.
late/night shows are dead. I didn't agree with Leno or Letterman politically, but at least we could get a break from the world with them.
Now they're all MSNBC talking heads with subpar "funny"
— Aaron (@AARROONNNNN) July 29, 2019
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Lol a late night TV host making fun of a republican!! Where did you come up with this fresh idea, pure genius!!
— .. (@Shdata425) July 29, 2019
Aren't you supposed to be funny? Do that.
— Millychesterton (@Theresa68351492) July 29, 2019
How do YOU sleep at night, Conan? pic.twitter.com/aR1zXBcJ6K
— noCHiz (@noCHiz3) July 29, 2019
On a pile of money in his gated mansion after all the illegal immigrants have scrubbed his toilets and picked the lettuce for his salad.
Related:
That'll show him! Bette Midler shows her support for Amy McGrath by shaming polio survivor Mitch McConnell over military discharge https://t.co/dgrk4M45Bv
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 11, 2019
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