If there’s one thing we really enjoy about Twitchy, it’s seeing a blue-check comedian (most we’ve never heard of) remind us that your average Joe on Twitter is probably a much wittier person (and doesn’t have a staff to write his tweets, either).

Someone at Team Coco thought this skewed close enough to comedy to post:

We don’t know โ€ฆ how does Mitch McConnell sleep at night?

Yeah, he does. Meanwhile, poor Merrick Garland is taking a dirt nap somewhere, God rest his soul.

On a pile of money in his gated mansion after all the illegal immigrants have scrubbed his toilets and picked the lettuce for his salad.


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