Usually, we’d be doing a post on something dumb that David Hogg said; wait, we can still do that.

But what really caught people’s attention was this frenzied reply:

We’re sorry that was literally terrifying, but we’re even more curious how rifle cartridges got into an Amazon package, seeing as Amazon doesn’t sell ammo. Some gun nut working in the warehouse must have dropped those in there. Or maybe the guy’s just trolling Hogg, in which case he’s doing a fine job. In any case, the replies are great.

Yes, please Amazon — take care of this problem before another customer is terrified.

Best troll ever.