We’ve never heard of Susan Orlean, but apparently, she’s a writer, and when she gets really mad, she writes in all caps for effect. We’re sure hers is one of thousands of tweets just like it being posted Thursday night, but hers seems to be getting the most attention.
WE WILL NOT SIT BY IDLY IF HE IS CONFIRMED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) September 28, 2018
Yeah you will.
— Buttload the Usurper (@MetricButtload) September 28, 2018
Tell me more about your frightening scheme, self-described “writer, writer, writer” https://t.co/bfuRPMPZ0I
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 28, 2018
No, she's going to tweet super serious and stuff in all caps so we know she's really super serious and stuff…she's apparently a writer, so I'm sure they'll be super awesome tweets too
— Michael Horton (@RollCall79) September 28, 2018
I'm trembling.
Perhaps, she'll write me to death. https://t.co/PonGTEwOTE— ē'-lō ē'-lō kă-nō' ن (@IloiloKano) September 28, 2018
Please confirm him. I need to see this plan. Gonna be a doozy. https://t.co/KCbVfgHqvS
— Corwin Chomay (@IAmMoLarr) September 28, 2018
Ok we will stand by and wait for you to write a very strongly worded book about libraries. https://t.co/7eykkmhYPX
— Edward Getterman (@eegetterman) September 28, 2018
Look out guys, she is going to write…… https://t.co/x5aWVsyYGu
— GamecockPuck18 (@hardy9_t) September 28, 2018
What, you are going to make up even more stories? https://t.co/5XgyvbD308
— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) September 28, 2018
Don't hashtag us to death! Please! https://t.co/QOZqnkXkhB
— Joseph Ashby (@JosephAshbyShow) September 28, 2018
Let me guess: More pussy hats? https://t.co/W6KwWkAUfO
— David "Beto" Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) September 28, 2018
Why do you libs make veiled threats all the time?
— Kate (@kilomikealpha76) September 28, 2018
They don't know how to react when things don't go their way. They think they're tough, but they're not.
— Who Fucking Cares (@whocares1311) September 28, 2018
“We hate democracy and we will not tolerate not getting our way”. https://t.co/Twj3Ug7i9V
— Grant Vandersee (@vandersee_grant) September 28, 2018
So what exactly are you planning to do? https://t.co/rkQKZvdWR7
— Internet Crustacean ? (@WebCrab) September 28, 2018
Please tell us what you’re gonna do so I can RT it and report it. https://t.co/YXumw0hvv7
— Bob Estes (@BobEstesPGA) September 28, 2018
She means it. A lot of angry feminists will gather and scream at the sky again. https://t.co/PnmiPkM6j8
— Post_Alone ?? (@NATPOSTLIVE) September 28, 2018
— RBe (@RBPundit) September 28, 2018
Nobody is scared of you https://t.co/LHupQ9iWbK
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 28, 2018
I wasn’t gonna be scared until it was all caps. https://t.co/HvHhnDKXIn
— MikeTheCop (@Mike_TheCop) September 28, 2018
oh fuck they found the caps lock key https://t.co/2YkW6xsSab
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) September 28, 2018
<yawn emoji> https://t.co/XP1fDiAhk0
— Jason M. Kates (@JasonMKates) September 28, 2018
WE DON'T CARE. YOU'VE BEEN OWNED. https://t.co/fveB3twZGp
— The Dank Knight ? (@capeandcowell) September 28, 2018
Ready https://t.co/WOwpLuDghL
— Jeff Wayman (@PetsandPucks) September 28, 2018
Sounds good. Let’s do this. https://t.co/2XG6EYQNMV
— Ramarious (@BrushfireOrg) September 28, 2018
Get on with this circus. https://t.co/sIQJm6flDg
— Trey D. Foster (@treydfoster) September 28, 2018
Calm down and change the litter box. https://t.co/rboVhhwI7G
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) September 28, 2018
All these New Yorkers need to do is jump if you’re feeling froggy https://t.co/mIXAfBqSW8
— EducatédHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) September 28, 2018
Ma'am this is a Wendys https://t.co/bJTkA2UhWx
— cristina (@cris_41t) September 28, 2018
"Warned"? Lmao is this a threat. Keep showing America why your intimidation and bullying is making people flee to the Right.
— Dennis Williams (@RealDennisWill) September 28, 2018
Honey, when you've pissed off Susan Orlean… https://t.co/UL7e6oREtb
— Carla Bond ? (@carlabond) September 28, 2018
Is it even possible to ramp up the insanity we've seen from the radical left over the past two years? https://t.co/gb5VtH2SLw
— Chris (@Vanasdalan) September 28, 2018
Please, keep going. As a Conservative who would be tickled pink if a Democrat never got elected to any office ever again, keep going. I beg you. https://t.co/JaoUjlZN9c
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) September 28, 2018
Are you alright? Sounds like a threat. Seriously. Calm down. #FiveFour https://t.co/afSXCe2OsB
— Bill Spadea (@BillSpadea) September 28, 2018
A reminder: a leftist extremist shot up a baseball field and hit Scalise…. these are not mentally fit ppl https://t.co/8JMd2Q0Np4
— Mujahed (@kebejay) September 28, 2018
Coming soon to a congressional baseball game near you… https://t.co/1H5Smqusvp
— Matthew Dempster (@dempstermd) September 28, 2018
Looks like old white men had better watch out:
I'm so tired of old white men.
— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) September 27, 2018
We’d refer her to the guy who reminded us that elections have consequences, but that just might inspire another threatening tweet.
Related:
Here are some people screaming at the sky on the anniversary of Trump's election https://t.co/gTphCcm5A0
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 9, 2017
