You might not be familiar with news and opinion site Splinter, but it’s not difficult to guess where it lies on the political spectrum; last time we checked in, the site had posted a photo of a burning limousine outside Trump’s inauguration with the line, “This is just the beginning.”

Splinter did try to report Justice Anthony Kennedy’s retirement as straight news at first:

… but then decided three minutes later that an “alternate” headline was called for:

Tell us how you really feel …

But you just know that would be CNN’s headline if they thought they could get away with it.