As we’ve all learned the hard way, Lena Dunham did not follow through on her promise to move to Canada (and not Mexico) should Donald Trump win the 2016 election; no, she had “a mission to spread justice and light” that she just couldn’t pull off from an apartment in Toronto.
Dunham made it clear this week that she’s not interested in following the White House on social media, but we didn’t LOL at the mental image of following her into a dark basement, with or without a murder present.
When Twitter suggests you follow the White House and you're like "lol I'd literally rather follow a murderer into a basement"
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) August 30, 2017
Or a child molester https://t.co/ppRNHmHfPY
— Bad Hombre02 (@creasybear02) August 31, 2017
Or your sister into her bedroom.
— Brooks Stonestreet (@BrooksStones) August 30, 2017
That’s naughty and wholly uncalled for and actually elicited an LOL.
— ? (@scxrletmr) September 2, 2017
Guys, that whole thing with her sister was just “a story about being a weird 7 year old” that sent her into a rage spiral when right-wingers misinterpreted her “comic use” of the term “sexual predator.”
When Twitter suggests you follow Lena Dunham and you're like "I'd literally rather follow a sexual predator to the basement". Oh wait… https://t.co/G7SExmZofb
— Steven McMillin (@Steveomac73) September 2, 2017
Wait… you did what with Planned Parenthood in the basement? https://t.co/hLHWkSH23i
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) September 2, 2017
Don't trip down the stairs… https://t.co/st3JS7hC4h
— kelly ⚜️ (@NerfHerder73) September 2, 2017
a murderer into a basement liked your Tweet – Aug 29
a murderer into a basement followed you – Aug 29
— Glock-amole (@kablomme) August 30, 2017
If that opportunity arises please take it.
— Doug Tabner (@DcTab) August 31, 2017
Oh please Oh please Oh please. https://t.co/5ejrrq7wWl
— EducatédHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) September 2, 2017
— Robin Welch (@youbetcha98) September 3, 2017
Did you move yet?
— RC (@MasterCritic) August 30, 2017
Always making empty promises. I'll take care of this shelter dog, I'll follow a murderer into a basement. Gosh. Follow thru for once. pic.twitter.com/wADwnWwVMB
— Dana Kellison (@danalangdon) September 2, 2017
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 4, 2014