There are days that Twitchy has to look hard for content, and then there are the days that Lindsay Lohan is briefly out on bail or on probation:
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has been arrested after allegedly punching a blonde psychic at a New York nightclub in the early hours of Thursday morning.
The 26-year-old actress was at celebrity haunt Avenue in Manhattan’s trendy Meatpacking district, where she is believed to have punched Tiffany Eve Mitchell, 28, leaving her face bruised and swollen.
https://twitter.com/OfficialMason/status/274206467542884352
You don’t have to be a psychic to know you’ll see variations of this repeated all day long.
The problem, of course is that the alleged victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell is a psychic palm reader … Lohan showed her the wrong side of her hand.
Most tweeps have learned to take a Lohan arrest in stride, and have managed to work in a witty barb here and there.
I think lindsay Lohan and Chris brown should start dating
— Niall Breslin (@nbrez) November 29, 2012
In the future, archeologists will believe we marked the changing of the seasons with Lindsay Lohan arrests
— Butters Stotch (@ButtersThatsMe_) November 29, 2012
https://twitter.com/KKAlThani/status/274165067497472000
I don't care how many times Lindsay Lohan is arrested, she takes a damn good mugshot.
— pizza (@taaylooor) November 29, 2012
Lindsey Lohan gets arrested like Liz Taylor got married.
— Chris Gayner (@chrisgayner) November 29, 2012
Lindsay Lohan was arrested AGAIN??? I'm beginning to think I made the wrong choice for female role model.
— Lee Newton (@leenewtonsays) November 29, 2012
Lindsay Lohan was just arrested in NYC for allegedly punching a woman in the face. 50 bucks says it was a TV critic who hated "Liz & Dick".
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 29, 2012
Pitching a reality show – 'Psychic Hunter.' Lindsay Lohan investigates psychic fraud then runs the culprits over in her Porsche.
— KSturton (@KSturton) November 29, 2012
And it looks Lohan’s day is just getting worse.
ALERT: Lindsay Lohan to be charged today with lying to police in CA – @anblanxhttp://t.co/BpEXTHti
— NewsBreaker (@NewsBreaker) November 29, 2012
Lindsay Lohan faces four criminal charges in LA and NY on same day #NewYork
— NYCity Magazine (@NYCityMagazine) November 29, 2012
Maybe it’s time for LiLo to try decaf.
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