Today’s winner of ‘who has the classified documents’ is former Vice President Mike Pence.
Apparently, everyone has classified documents, but it is getting to the point where if we find our cousin’s brother-in-law’s ex-girlfriend’s son has some classified documents in the magazine rack by the toilet we are not going to be surprised.
BREAKING: Mike Pence finds classified documents in his Indiana home.
Weird how suddenly everyone is “finding” classified docs around their homes.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 24, 2023
It is weird. Is it that people are looking for missing documents now or is it to try and run cover for President Biden and his handling of the documents when he was vice president?
Everybody that has top secret #classifieddocuments be like, "Oh crap! Let me get my lawyer to accidentally find documents!" Lawyer be like: "Hey bro, You got some docs over here."
Call NARA! I have no idea how they got there!#MikePence
Mike Pence has classified documents!— Joyreaper (@joyreaper) January 24, 2023
HOW DID THEY GET THERE!?!?! That really is a decent question. If you are holding classified documents you think you would return them, not just let them sit on the coffee table or in the garage for years.
I'm checking my house right now.
— JD Myers – Author (@JDMyers) January 24, 2023
I had to go check my old files just in case lol https://t.co/sJAv85lum4
— Live Monitor (@amlivemon) January 24, 2023
Everyone should check. None of us is immune at this point.
Is there no one in DC responsible for keeping track of classified documents? FFS in 4th grade my kid had a library book due back by 2:30pm. By 3 we had an email, text message and a phone call from the library. So how in TF do classified documents no unnoticed so long? https://t.co/LqD2ZoBbYc
— AmErican (@Flipper628) January 24, 2023
The records department needs to hire old Blockbuster employees to track these documents down.
Those guys know how to get stuff back.
Not the first to make this observation, but at this point it seems hard to deny there is just a very systemic problem of either classifying documents that do not need to be classified, or not treating sensitive documents as carefully as they should be, or (probably) both https://t.co/hzyWKnTDNJ
— Sentient Potato (@SentientPotato6) January 24, 2023
Indeed. There has to be an issue, is it with the people taking the documents or the people in charge of tracking them and knowing where they are? Is there even anybody doing that? We are doubtful.
Classified documents found at Pence's home now too??
Who else has documents and why was Mar-a-Lago the only home that was raided?
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 24, 2023
This is an understandable question. Not to be those people but we understand the difference to be everyone but Trump willingly returned the documents once asked. Is that enough to warrant an FBI raid on one person and not the others, meh, we don’t think so but who are we?
Is NO ONE in charge of tracking classified documents in America? They allow documents to be signed out, but NO ONE cares if they are NEVER returned? Collectively, this is worse than any individual case, is it not? https://t.co/44ultQxV3N
— Michael (@Mi3ke8) January 24, 2023
It is. We are not pretending anyone holding classified documents at their house just hanging out is not an issue, we are just saying there may be an even bigger issue at hand.
I'm starting to think no one works at the records department… https://t.co/CBURnqfpbo
— Melissa (@Honeybee_musing) January 24, 2023
Maybe they ‘work’ there but they just watch movies all day instead of keeping track of anything. 🙂
I checked my house. I found crayon drawings… some unopened mail (I don’t think those are classified, just time sensitive)… a paper I wrote in college about art of the central African grasslands… so far no classified documents. https://t.co/dwK73uBs5u
— Matthew Gauger (@GreenhornGrove) January 24, 2023
No classified documents at your house? Slackers. Everyone who is anyone found at least one!
BREAKING: Classified Documents have been found at former Vice President Mike Pence's Indiana home.
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) January 24, 2023
https://twitter.com/EpiKeckler/status/1617944022873690112
Look, we do not make the rules, but it IS an unwritten rule that any politician with a fly on their head is going to be laughed at for it forever. No time limits.
When will the FBI raid Obama's home? https://t.co/NurlqMtkNY
— JESSE JAMES (@1bigJawBone) January 24, 2023
Never. The answer is never.
American politicians be like: 'whoops just left the nuclear codes on the bus' https://t.co/FjE6lEYuKO
— Jibran 🇬🇧 (@2015Jmr) January 24, 2023
That is hilarious. Not because we think it is a good thing, but just because we can not imagine what the state of American politics looks like from the outside.
Go look in your garage or behind your bookshelves, if you have classified documents, we suggest you turn them in, or use them for a bonfire. Either way.
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