As news of Israel taking out thousands of Hezbollah members with exploding pagers blows up on X (and no, we don't apologize for the pun), it's nice to remember that the reason Hezbollah adopted technology from 1992 was to avoid Israel's technological advances in surveillance:

Whoops.

It sure does.

And Israel is smart.

We did not know pagers were invented by a Jewish man.

So do we.

It really is.

Israel removed quite a few terrorists from the gene pool today.

And we're okay with that.

Less than three months ago.

EL. OH. EL.

When you are fighting for your survival, you adapt.

Perfection.