Christine Teigen upset that TSA agent patted down her hair and 'bopped' her on the head

Most people who fly often in America have had their share of run-ins with the TSA, and many of us would probably like the government shutdown a lot more if it meant seeing less of that agency. Tonight, we found out that not even supermodels are immune from this national curse, as Chrissy Teigen tweeted about her traumatizing encounter.

We’d have more to say about this if we knew what she meant by the term “bopped.” Are we talking about a motherly pat on the head or a Chuck Norris karate chop, akin to this:

It makes a big difference in terms of whether we choose to sympathize with Teigen’s criminal impulse or mock it mercilessly.